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<rss xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" version="2.0"><channel><title>Francesca Biller's Open Salon Blog</title><description>Francesca Biller</description><link>http://open.salon.com/user.php?uid=6634</link><lastBuildDate>Fri, 1 Jun 2012 04:06:27 -0400</lastBuildDate><item><title>Honoring Japanese-American World War II Veterans</title><description>

&lt;p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 12px/normal Arial"&gt;My Japanese-American uncle just turned 90 this weekend, and here is his story about how he fought in World War II.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 12px/normal Arial"&gt;He fought in the 442nd Battalion, the most highly decorated infantry in United States History, and he received a Bronze Star and a Purple Heart for his bravery.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 12px/normal Arial"&gt;And in his words, he shouldn't have had to prove that "he was an American" anymore than anyone else, simply because he was Japanese.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 12px/normal Arial"&gt;It was a frightening period for everyone in the U.S., &amp;nbsp;but especially for Japanese-American citizens who were imprisoned in internment camps and had their land, businesses and freedom taken away because of fear, racism, ignorance and bigotry.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 12px/normal Arial"&gt;While mothers and fathers clung to their younger children, many young Japanese men who were old enough to enlist in the War left barren camps and felt it was both their duty and their right to fight on behalf of the Americans, which they were a part of since birth.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 12px/normal Arial"&gt;This was a surprise attack on American soil wherein 2,402 innocent Americans were killed, &amp;nbsp;1,282 were wounded and most devastatingly . . . &amp;nbsp;when the spirit of the country became demoralized as our country realized perhaps for the first time how vulnerable we really were were as a people and as a nation.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 12px/normal Arial"&gt;But what is not widely known by many Americans is the unrivaled and courageous performance of the 442nd Battalion, &amp;nbsp;a unit comprised 100 percent of Japanese Americans, forever known as the most highly decorated infantry in the history of the United States Armed Forces for their commended unbridled bravery and service.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 12px/normal Arial"&gt;As most Japanese in mainland states were inhumanely forced to survive in internment camps on a moment's notice with their land, possessions, businesses, freedoms and dignity taken away, &amp;nbsp;young Japanese American men nonetheless immediately enlisted and volunteered in the efforts of the war; even those whose families were forced to live in camps.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 12px/normal Arial"&gt;In some instances, &amp;nbsp;many of these soldiers felt even more patriotism, wanting to prove their allegiance to the country they were born and raised in, and to show the world that they were in fact, true and red-blooded Americans.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 12px/normal Arial"&gt;Three of my uncles from Hawaii eagerly volunteered as part of the 442nd, &amp;nbsp;although their families were allowed to keep their homes and businesses and were not interned as it would have severely devastated the state's economy as approximately two-thirds of the population were of Japanese descent during this period.&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 12px/normal Arial"&gt;One veteran uncle who recently turned 90 told me a story about how, after he was severely wounded by a gun shot to his arm, carried a man twice his weight over his shoulder to safety across a fast-moving river for more than a mile to safety.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 12px/normal Arial"&gt;He said he didn't hesitate or give it a second thought to save a fellow soldier he didn't even know, because it was his duty and mission as a dedicated soldier and in his words "No man is more or less important than any other.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 12px/normal Arial"&gt;The motto for the 442nd Battalion was "Go For Broke".&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 12px/normal Arial"&gt;John J. McClay, Assistant Secretary of War said the following about the 442nd Infantry, "I cannot say that their &amp;nbsp;"Go For Broke' &amp;nbsp;service has ever been adequately honored, &amp;nbsp;but I do know that any objective appraisal of the record of this unit will place it high up in the annals of our military history," McClay said.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 12px/normal Arial"&gt;"Whether in France, Italy or elsewhere, I know of no other units in the American Army that fought and persevered more gallantly than did those Nisei companies and battalions."&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 12px/normal Arial"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Their unit fight song was:&amp;nbsp;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 12px/normal Arial"&gt;"We're the boys of Hawai'i nei-- &amp;nbsp;We'll fight for you And the Red, White and Blue, And Go to the Front. . . . &amp;nbsp;And Back to Honolulu!&amp;nbsp; . . . &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;Fighting for dear old Uncle Sam! . . . Go For Broke!&amp;nbsp; HOOH!&amp;nbsp; We don't give a damn! &amp;nbsp; . . . . We'll round up the Huns- &amp;nbsp; At the point of our guns- &amp;nbsp;And victory will be ours! &amp;nbsp; . . . GO FOR BROKE!&amp;nbsp; FOUR-FOUR -TWO!&amp;nbsp; And victory will be ours!"&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 12px/normal Arial"&gt;While their victory was certainly bright insofar as their unparalleled valor, courage and humbled honor, &amp;nbsp;they suffered great losses as fearless and determined soldiers. The 442nd Regimental Combat Team fought primarily in Europe beginning in 1944 and was a self-sufficient force who became highly decorated after fighting battles in Italy, Southern France and Germany, winning 21 Medals of Honor, 52 Distinguished Service Crosses, 560 Silver Stars, 4,000 Bronze Stars and 9,486 Purple Hearts.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 12px/normal Arial"&gt;Officially, the casualty numbers which combines those KIA -Killed in Action with MIA- Missing in Action including those wounded and removed from action totals as a fraction of all who served, extremely high.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 12px/normal Arial"&gt;As in all families, there is &amp;nbsp;"that one story" &amp;nbsp;that both seers and bonds a legacy together, &amp;nbsp;and in my family, &amp;nbsp;our tale is one of hidden and untold stories, &amp;nbsp;bravery, historical intrigue and a proud legacy for which I will be forever be both appreciative and indebted to as both a citizen as thus country and as a human being.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 12px/normal Arial"&gt;As I am about to embark on a journey to my mother's homeland of Hawaii to interview my veteran uncles and learn about their first-hand experiences during World War II, &amp;nbsp;this is a trip like none I will ever have the opportunity to take again as I will hear truths and stories previously untold, and surely never to be forgotten once they are shared and revealed.&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 12px/normal Arial"&gt;My mother was about seven years-old when the infamous attack on Pearl Harbor ensued and spewed shockwaves and fear throughout the nation, &amp;nbsp;and for her, framed her childhood, &amp;nbsp;her life-story, and the community in which she lived in a tangible, volatile and dramatic way.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 12px/normal Arial"&gt;The immediate decision of my uncles and most young Japanese American men to volunteer in the war's efforts was a respectful one, &amp;nbsp;although it proved a hardship when so many young men suddenly left their small communities behind for unknown territory and deadly conditions on the battlefronts in Europe.&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 12px/normal Arial"&gt;My family, &amp;nbsp;thankfully were able to sustain their acres of coffee farmlands which they had toiled and worked on for two generations. &amp;nbsp;While the men left for war, the women, including my mother, aunts and grandmother fought stoically to maintain the daily struggles on their own battlefront at home, maintaining their land and their morale, as women have historically managed during wartime.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 12px/normal Arial"&gt;Because Japanese culture by nature is very private and does not believe in self-promotion or talking too much, be it positively or negatively--&amp;nbsp; even having a word in their language &amp;nbsp;"hagi" &amp;nbsp;which means &amp;nbsp;"shame" &amp;nbsp;if one is thought to brag; &amp;nbsp;sadly, one the results of this Japanese cultural trait is that many Americans do not know much if anything about the 442nd during the Second World War. &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 12px/normal Arial"&gt;As a small child I vividly remember my uncles discussing how they felt it was their "duty and "calling" &amp;nbsp;to enlist in the war on behalf of America, and how they never considered any other possibility. &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 12px/normal Arial"&gt;My mother, who was only a little girl at the time, said she does not remember hesitation, question, conflict or caution as to whether or not her brothers would risk their lives and fight overseas, and that is was inarguably &amp;nbsp;"the right thing to do."&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 12px/normal Arial"&gt;On one particularly balmy day at dusk near calm Hawaiian waters not far from my family farm where we came together in late summers I recall my grandfather speak about how it was both a glorious and difficult period to be alive.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 12px/normal Arial"&gt;In his words, "Japanese -Americans were as American as anyone else", and his sons fought bravely, as they were expected to do, alongside Caucasians, African-Americans, and anyone else willing to risk their lives for the country they so loved and belonged to.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 12px/normal Arial"&gt;Thankfully, &amp;nbsp;I have two uncles who remain alive today to tell their stories about what it was like to serve as soldiers during World War II, and I look forward to hearing first-hand about their personal accounts. &amp;nbsp;Their stories will no doubt be akin to many other soldiers who fought, yet different insofar as the double edged sword of facing racism and bigotry both overseas and on the home front. &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 12px/normal Arial"&gt;As more World War II Veterans pass away each day, bringing many of their valuable stories along with them to their graves for eternity, the impetus to share their experiences becomes more crucial by the day.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 12px/normal Arial"&gt;As for my long-awaited interviews with both of my uncles, I picture us underneath a Hawaiian Banyan tree on a windswept afternoon under clear island skies. I am as calm and still as the ocean as I listen with bated breath to their quiet memories that will be filled with thunderous, stormy and sentimental tales of young soldiers who fought for this country some 70 years ago, but never to be forgotten.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;My 90-year old uncle on his Birthday, a Highly Decorated World War II Solider who was part of the 442nd "Go For Broke" Battalion, the most highly decorated Infantry in United States history. &amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;

</description><link>http://open.salon.com/blog/checka/2012/05/28/honoring_japanese-american_world_war_ii_veterans</link><guid>http://open.salon.com/blog/checka/2012/05/28/honoring_japanese-american_world_war_ii_veterans</guid><pubDate>Mon, 28 May 2012 19:05:19 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>To our Veterans . . . We Cry because We are Proud</title><description>

&lt;div&gt;For all of the unsung and sung heros who have fought so solidly, bravely and with humility for our young country, I salute and sing to you with tears of gratitude and without forbearance to you on this Memorial Day. &amp;acirc;&amp;#128;&amp;uml;&amp;acirc;&amp;#128;&amp;uml;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;As each new day begins and then waxes bright with the moon's leer-- do not fear, for there are those of us here who have you in our hearts and know truly &amp;nbsp;"who you are", what you have sacrificed, and what "you" will never be able to forget or forgive in the banks of your seared memory and souls that have stood steadfast for us all.&amp;acirc;&amp;#128;&amp;uml;&amp;acirc;&amp;#128;&amp;uml;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Whether you have now laid shallow below our heart-sleeved graves or amongst farmlands or overgrown trafficked-highways . . . for a hundred years, for a few decades, a few years or for only one strong-breathed moment, we salute you, and we cry because we are proud.&amp;acirc;&amp;#128;&amp;uml;&amp;acirc;&amp;#128;&amp;uml;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Whether you are serving your 100th day overseas, your 365th, your first hour or stationed in another state far away from your longing babes who clung to your calves when you left; &amp;nbsp;from your elderly parents who stood stoic on the tarmac; or away from your high school sweetheart who you first kissed under hometown skies &amp;nbsp;. . . &amp;nbsp;we salute you, and we cry because we are proud.&amp;acirc;&amp;#128;&amp;uml;&amp;acirc;&amp;#128;&amp;uml;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Although our great nation seems to be fighting our own battle amongst our own lively, passionate and even disheartened citizens, we are still soulful and we fight because we know we have something to fight for . . . something to battle for &amp;nbsp;. . . &amp;nbsp;and for this, we salute you, and we cry because we are proud.&amp;acirc;&amp;#128;&amp;uml;&amp;acirc;&amp;#128;&amp;uml;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;For all of the privates and generals who died violent steep deaths or slow painful ones during The Civil War, we still think about you, the sacrifices you made and the freedoms and revolutionary ideals that were born and bred due to your bravery and brevity.&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;And for this, we salute you, and we cry because we are proud. &amp;acirc;&amp;#128;&amp;uml;&amp;acirc;&amp;#128;&amp;uml;For our humble and hard working men and women who came from every corner of the United States and from every race, creed, religion and class who fought and toiled in The Second World War; who left large and small families, and businesses and dreams behind in order to battle and free the world from evil, we salute you, and we cry because we are proud.&amp;acirc;&amp;#128;&amp;uml;&amp;acirc;&amp;#128;&amp;uml;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;For "lost and found" men who were drafted to fight in The Vietnam War, "those" boys who were too young to drink cold beers on hot summer days; those who had planned to attend college, those who were going to take over family businesses, and those who planned nothing at all but to live a happy life free of nightmares and severed limbs, we salute you, and we cry because we are proud.&amp;acirc;&amp;#128;&amp;uml;&amp;acirc;&amp;#128;&amp;uml;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;We are "all" still able to dream in and of a nation that is strong and well-shouldered in faith and moral conviction, while mightily holding up our nation's flag for other nations to revere . . . only because you have allowed us the opportunity to do so.&amp;acirc;&amp;#128;&amp;uml;&amp;acirc;&amp;#128;&amp;uml;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;And for this we salute you, and we cry because we are proud.&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Army Casualties Omaha Beach 1944&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;

</description><link>http://open.salon.com/blog/checka/2012/05/28/to_our_veterans_we_cry_because_we_are_proud</link><guid>http://open.salon.com/blog/checka/2012/05/28/to_our_veterans_we_cry_because_we_are_proud</guid><pubDate>Mon, 28 May 2012 19:05:31 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Why People without Children may be  "On to Something"</title><description>

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&lt;p style="line-height: 36px; font: normal normal normal 24px/normal Georgia; margin: 0px"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'; font-size: 13px; color: #333233"&gt;Comedian Rita Rudner once said, &amp;ldquo;My husband and I are either going to&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333233; margin: 0px"&gt;buy a dog or have a child. We just can&amp;rsquo;t decide whether to ruin the&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333233; margin: 0px"&gt;carpet or ruin our lives."&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333233; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333233; margin: 0px"&gt;Ruining one&amp;rsquo;s life and a child&amp;rsquo;s life is easily said and done, given the fact&amp;nbsp;that most people put more thought into deciding what car or home to&amp;nbsp;purchase more than whether or not they should bring a child into the&amp;nbsp;world.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333233; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333233; margin: 0px"&gt;I have "actually" heard people ask both men and women of a certain age without children questions&amp;nbsp;that include, &amp;ldquo;Are you gay?' &amp;ldquo;Did you hate your parents?&amp;rdquo; &amp;ldquo;Are you&amp;nbsp;afraid of commitment?&amp;rdquo; and even statements such as &amp;ldquo;You must be&amp;nbsp;sterile&amp;rdquo; and &amp;ldquo;You're going to really regret this when you are old and all&amp;nbsp;alone.&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333233; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333233; margin: 0px"&gt;In Western Society and largely throughout the world, one is presumed to&amp;nbsp;be cold, selfish, physically handicapped, immoral and even mentally lacking in one way or another if they&amp;nbsp;decide they don&amp;rsquo;t wish to have any children at all. . . . &amp;nbsp;ever.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333233; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333233; margin: 0px"&gt;We wonder what could possibly be wrong, as we imagine a multitude of&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333233; margin: 0px"&gt;strange skeletons hiding in their closets- perhaps even rudely theorizing if&amp;nbsp;they too have yet to come out of one.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333233; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333233; margin: 0px"&gt;Whispers, rumors and opinions are formed as to why this uncle, aunt or&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333233; margin: 0px"&gt;childless couple continues in their unwavering stance of simply not&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333233; margin: 0px"&gt;wanting kids.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333233; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333233; margin: 0px"&gt;We torture them with endless pictures of our own babies, tell them &amp;ldquo;It&amp;rsquo;s&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333233; margin: 0px"&gt;never too late,&amp;rdquo; and tell them that they will regret their decision &amp;ldquo;Not to&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333233; margin: 0px"&gt;go forth and multiply&amp;rdquo; for the rest of their lives.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333233; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333233; margin: 0px"&gt;While it is understood that men and women have an evolutionary&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333233; margin: 0px"&gt;biological need and feel pressure to plant and nurture their seeds before&amp;nbsp;leaving the planet; modern medicine, revolutionary changes in politics&amp;nbsp;and societal culture has drastically changed people&amp;rsquo;s ability to choose paths they&amp;nbsp;deem as more important or advantageous than child rearing. Go figure.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333233; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333233; margin: 0px"&gt;But we don&amp;rsquo;t believe them. We think they&amp;rsquo;re lying, have suffered some&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333233; margin: 0px"&gt;horrendous abuse as a child and ultimately, some of us make it our life&amp;rsquo;s&amp;nbsp;mission to save others from what we think must be an empty, pathetic life.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333233; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333233; margin: 0px"&gt;But what if they do know what they are doing? It is clear that few of us&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333233; margin: 0px"&gt;have actually considered this possibility.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333233; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333233; margin: 0px"&gt;What if these childless people are truly introspective and have thought deliberately&amp;nbsp;and selfless as they have taken on this unpopular stance. Nothing, after all is&amp;nbsp;more selfish than having children just to keep the status quo.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333233; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333233; margin: 0px"&gt;We have all come across parents with no business having children and&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333233; margin: 0px"&gt;the children who suffer as a result. We have all seen horrific stories of&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333233; margin: 0px"&gt;mothers and fathers who couldn&amp;rsquo;t handle parenthood. The leading cause&amp;nbsp;of death among children under the age of five is murder by their own&amp;nbsp;parents.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333233; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333233; margin: 0px"&gt;This is not to say that all unwilling parents become evil or dangerous, but&amp;nbsp;it does inevitably follow in some cases.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333233; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333233; margin: 0px"&gt;But I asked for it with all honesty, and therein resides my ability to be&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333233; margin: 0px"&gt;happy despite the hardships. As a little girl I fed baby dolls with bottles&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333233; margin: 0px"&gt;and even hand-sewed clothes for them. I also adored my own mother&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333233; margin: 0px"&gt;and wanted only to be like her.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333233; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333233; margin: 0px"&gt;But what about all the girls and boys who have always known in their&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333233; margin: 0px"&gt;hearts they did not want children as much as I have always known that I&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333233; margin: 0px"&gt;did?&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333233; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333233; margin: 0px"&gt;Two successful females in my family have made this decision. I do not&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333233; margin: 0px"&gt;know exactly why, but I suspect it is because they are enjoying the heck&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333233; margin: 0px"&gt;out of their lives just the way they are and don&amp;rsquo;t want to rock the cradle.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333233; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333233; margin: 0px"&gt;Their decision not to bring children into the world should be as respected&amp;nbsp;and lauded for those who want to have children, as well as for own their&amp;nbsp;self-awareness to make an unpopular choice, as they surely face&amp;nbsp;disapproval on all fronts, especially women.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333233; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;   &lt;p style="line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333233; margin: 0px"&gt;As a modern society, the very idea of choosing to stay childless is&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333233; margin: 0px"&gt;perhaps the last taboo allowed to be fiercely judged and frowned upon&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333233; margin: 0px"&gt;. . . that and being a Black Gay Republican, but that&amp;rsquo;s for a different&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333233; margin: 0px"&gt;article.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333233; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333233; margin: 0px"&gt;As citizens we are expected to obtain a law degree before practicing law,a medical license before giving Doctorly advice, and a driver&amp;rsquo;s license&amp;nbsp;before operating a motor vehicle.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333233; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333233; margin: 0px"&gt;And yet, getting pregnant and impregnating a woman is a&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333233; margin: 0px"&gt;decision often decided upon as a result of expectation and societal and cultural pressure&amp;nbsp;whether or not the prospective parents are happy about the idea or&amp;nbsp;emotionally and financially equipped to raise a child.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333233; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333233; margin: 0px"&gt;Just for kicks, the next time someone you deem as either mature or&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333233; margin: 0px"&gt;immature tells you they are not interested in having children, but would&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333233; margin: 0px"&gt;rather travel the world with their lover; would prefer to be married to&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333233; margin: 0px"&gt;their jobs, or simply live a simpler life, attempt to listen with an easier&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333233; margin: 0px"&gt;and less judgmental mind, and try not to seethe with jealousy.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333233; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333233; margin: 0px"&gt;Envy is one of the first signs of bitterness and the beginnings of the&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333233; margin: 0px"&gt;deadly void of becoming jaded, a quality nearly impossible to oust once&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333233; margin: 0px"&gt;you have become too familiar with it.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333233; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333233; margin: 0px"&gt;If you are already a parent and love being one, there are numerous&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333233; margin: 0px"&gt;human causes more worthy of getting worked up about; one of which is&amp;nbsp;to appreciate our own children instead of worrying about those who don't&amp;nbsp;not want any of their own.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333233; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333233; margin: 0px"&gt;Some of the greatest people you and your children may ever have the&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333233; margin: 0px"&gt;pleasure of knowing may not have children of their own; among them&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333233; margin: 0px"&gt;some of our best authors, teachers, artists, philanthropists and role models&amp;nbsp;to children,as they often appear magical, free and boasting of imagination&amp;nbsp;and tales of travels and&amp;nbsp;limitless aspirations.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333233; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333233; margin: 0px"&gt;Your children will learn a great lesson through your own acceptance that&amp;nbsp;all people have a right to make their own life decisions.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333233; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333233; margin: 0px"&gt;Or, you can choose to listen to lamenting ruminations like this one from&amp;nbsp;Phyllis Diller&amp;nbsp;when she said, &amp;ldquo;Most children threaten to run away from home.&amp;nbsp;This is the only thing that&amp;nbsp;keeps some parents going.&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333233; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333233; margin: 0px"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11px"&gt;&lt;img id="cid_2110646" src="/files/family_classic1335936344.jpg" alt="Family Classic" hspace="5px" width="285"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="line-height: 16px; font: normal normal normal 13px/normal 'Lucida Grande'; color: #333233; margin: 0px"&gt;My family in the late 1960's in Santa Monica , Now &amp;nbsp;. . these were indeed &amp;nbsp;interesting times, I am sitting on my father's lap at about two.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;

</description><link>http://open.salon.com/blog/checka/2012/05/01/why_people_without_children_may_be_on_to_something</link><guid>http://open.salon.com/blog/checka/2012/05/01/why_people_without_children_may_be_on_to_something</guid><pubDate>Wed, 2 May 2012 01:05:34 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I Was Propositioned by a Secret Service Agent</title><description>

&lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; margin: 0px"&gt;I must confess 'right here and now' that as an aspiring college journalist, I once flirted with a Secret Service Agent in order to nab a great interview.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; min-height: 17px; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; margin: 0px"&gt;It was during former President Bill Clinton's run for office in 1992 and even though I always swore to myself I would never use my feminine wiles to promote my career, I couldn't resist a particular agent who motioned me to "come his way" so that I might get closer to Clinton.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; min-height: 17px; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; margin: 0px"&gt;At first I thought he must have been pointing to the scores of police officers and dignitaries in front of me. After all, I was merely an aspiring female student with a Media Press Pass from my college newspaper.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; min-height: 17px; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; margin: 0px"&gt;But it was soon obvious that this tall and debonaire agent was asking me to come towards him, and a few police officers nonchalantly escorted me over, as if they were used to helping young girls find their way over to agents.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; min-height: 17px; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; margin: 0px"&gt;He whispered to me that he couldn't get me an interview with Clinton, but he might be able to get me a sit-down with Congressman Joseph Kennedy who was at this particular Southern California restaurant campaigning for Clinton.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; min-height: 17px; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; margin: 0px"&gt;He also whispered the name of the hotel he would be staying at, and directed me "not to say anything" while I was standing near him.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; min-height: 17px; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; margin: 0px"&gt;Here I was, wearing the most professional outfit I could possibly find, with a shirt buttoned up to my neck, a black conservative suit and my hair slightly pinned back so I would appear as the intelligent academic I knew I was.&amp;nbsp; All I was missing were Sarah Palin eyeglasses and the "You Betcha" wink. Little did my naive self know back then that it didn't matter what a woman wears, as long as she is young and attractive.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; min-height: 17px; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; margin: 0px"&gt;What did seem to matter as I took an eagle eye look around the premises was that I was easily the youngest and prettiest female there, and therefore I was a marked woman and a lucky one at that.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; min-height: 17px; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; margin: 0px"&gt;As a young and ambitious student, I found myself continually and righteously denying what I looked like, and even looked down at anyone who pointed out my physical appearance . . . actually taking it as an insult to my intelligence and worth as a professional woman.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; min-height: 17px; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; margin: 0px"&gt;But I soon learned fast and hard that for a woman, looking good was not only "&lt;em&gt;not&lt;/em&gt; a negative" but a positive that opened doors for me if I only handled propositions in just the right way.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; min-height: 17px; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; margin: 0px"&gt;This wasn't my first or last experience I had as reporter in which my physical appearance landed me the best seat in the house or top one-on-one interview. And any female journalist who claims that her beauty doesn't matter in the business is lying.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; min-height: 17px; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; margin: 0px"&gt;As many of my female colleagues were using their looks and turning to television as a way to get ahead in the business, I instead set my goals on investigative journalism with my first internship at &lt;em&gt;The Wall Street Journal,&lt;/em&gt; where even there-- older male superiors were telling me I had "the look" for television and that I would help "up" any show's ratings.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; min-height: 17px; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; margin: 0px"&gt;I will only admit today that I gave that Secret Service Agent a bit of a flirty smile, a knowing eye and a slight tousling of my hair when he mentioned Kennedy. At the time I felt I was going against everythingI believed in, but at the same instant I felt a sense of power in that I suddenly belonged to an inner circle.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; min-height: 17px; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; margin: 0px"&gt;Before I knew it, I was whisked through a massive crowd and into a restaurant for a one-on-one interview with Congressman Kennedy to ask him why he was supporting Bill Clinton for president.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; min-height: 17px; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; margin: 0px"&gt;It all happened so fast, and I was even asked what I wanted to drink and promptly said "Ice Tea" as I took out my tape recorder I never thought I dreamt I would get a chance to use that day.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; min-height: 17px; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; margin: 0px"&gt;Using one's beauty in her career is a subject most women don't want to discuss and few will admit to. But over the years, after having doors open for me in which I have been given exclusive access to many events after a mere wink or a nod from a producer or editor, I finally learned how to make my looks work for me, and yet still in a classy way and professional manner.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; min-height: 17px; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; min-height: 17px; margin: 0px"&gt;Don't get me wrong, I have never given in to any solicitations during my career, even though I have been tempted by a few famous men I will allow to remain nameless.&amp;nbsp; Actually following through with a proposal is something that can hurt a woman's career, even though I have known a few who have benefited from such behavior.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; min-height: 17px; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; margin: 0px"&gt;And as for that tall, dark and handsome Secret Service Agent and I?&amp;nbsp; &lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; margin: 0px"&gt;Sorry to say for your salacious interest that nothing happened between us at any hotel or anywhere else for that matter.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; min-height: 17px; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; margin: 0px"&gt;Ahhh . . .&amp;nbsp; youth is clearly wasted on the young.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/div&gt;

</description><link>http://open.salon.com/blog/checka/2012/04/23/i_was_propositioned_by_a_secret_service_agent</link><guid>http://open.salon.com/blog/checka/2012/04/23/i_was_propositioned_by_a_secret_service_agent</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2012 19:04:26 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Funniest Marriage Jokes by Jewish Comedians</title><description>

&lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; margin: 0px"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Rodney Dangerfield&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; margin: 0px"&gt;"With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me."&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; margin: 0px"&gt;"I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers and a bartender."&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; min-height: 17px; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; margin: 0px"&gt;"My wife wants sex in the back of the car. The only problem is, she wants me to drive."&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; min-height: 17px; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; margin: 0px"&gt;"My wife and I were happy for 20 years. And then we met."&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; min-height: 17px; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; margin: 0px"&gt;"My wife was afraid of the dark . . . then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light."&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; min-height: 17px; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; margin: 0px"&gt;"We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations-- we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together."&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; min-height: 17px; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; margin: 0px"&gt;"My marriage is on the rocks again, My wife just broke up with her boyfriend"&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; min-height: 17px; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; margin: 0px"&gt;"I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me."&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; margin: 0px"&gt;"If it wasn't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex at all."&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; min-height: 17px; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; margin: 0px"&gt;"I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself."&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; min-height: 17px; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; margin: 0px"&gt;"A girls phoned me the other day and said "Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home."&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; min-height: 17px; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; margin: 0px"&gt;"I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table."&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; min-height: 17px; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; margin: 0px"&gt;"I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice-- I don't know if I'm coming or going."&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; margin: 0px"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Groucho Marx&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; min-height: 17px; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; min-height: 17px; margin: 0px"&gt;"Behind every successful man is a woman. Behind her is his wife."&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; min-height: 17px; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; margin: 0px"&gt;"Women should be obscene and not heard."&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; min-height: 17px; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; margin: 0px"&gt;"A man is only as old as the woman he feels."&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; min-height: 17px; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; margin: 0px"&gt;"Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do."&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; min-height: 17px; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; margin: 0px"&gt;"Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him."&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; min-height: 17px; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; min-height: 17px; margin: 0px"&gt;"Marriage is a wonderful institution . . . but who wants to live in an institution?"&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; min-height: 17px; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; margin: 0px"&gt;"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; min-height: 17px; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; margin: 0px"&gt;"Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot."&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; margin: 0px"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Woody Allen&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; margin: 0px"&gt;"Sex without love is an empty experience, but as far as empty experiences go, it's one of the best."&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; min-height: 17px; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; margin: 0px"&gt;"I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own."&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; min-height: 17px; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; margin: 0px"&gt;"I sold the memoirs of my sex life to a publisher-- they're going to make a board game out of it."&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; min-height: 17px; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; margin: 0px"&gt;"Don't knock masturbation-- it's sex with someone I love"&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; min-height: 17px; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; margin: 0px"&gt;"The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you"&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; min-height: 17px; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; margin: 0px"&gt;"My success has allowed me to strike out with a higher class of women"&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; min-height: 17px; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; margin: 0px"&gt;"A Bay Area Bisexual' told me I didn't quite coincide with either of her desires."&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; min-height: 17px; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; margin: 0px"&gt;"The last time I was a woman was when I was inside the Statue of Liberty"&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; min-height: 17px; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; margin: 0px"&gt;"The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you"&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; min-height: 17px; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; margin: 0px"&gt;"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on a Saturday night"&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; min-height: 17px; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; margin: 0px"&gt;"Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons"&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; min-height: 17px; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; margin: 0px"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Henny Youngman&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; margin: 0px"&gt;"Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? Because they're worth it."&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; min-height: 17px; margin: 0px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="font: normal normal normal 14px/normal Helvetica; margin: 0px"&gt;"She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face."&lt;/p&gt;
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