Classy Cynic's Open Salon Blog

Rush Hudson Limbaugh

Fri, 25 Sep 2009 06:09:33 -0400

A mad man, a bad man is on radio.

A gas bag on air and on drugs!

No songs.

. A big, loud, brash, bald man is on radio.

Harsh and brash.

Garish and dumb lug.

I should hush rush!

Glad, laughs and laughs hard as harsh and bad.

Damn dumb.

Brags and grins.

A big loud dumb gas bag laughs and laughs.

Goal: go on and on on radio — no songs.

Sounds bad, so?

Mauls lambs, and glad.

I gush and I shrug. So?

I AM AN ASS.

Sarah Louise Palin

Thu, 24 Sep 2009 09:09:23 -0400

Sarah has a plan: she uses her poise, shape, hair, nails, lips.

She shops - shoes, purses, lace slips, hair pins!

Push her, use her as she has poise, polish!

A real splash! Posh!?

She is also rash and sure.

All hail her or none hail her as she uses her hair, nails, lips, hips, poise and lean shape as her pull.

She has plans — in USA House.

Sarah helps her spouse; he helps her raise, rear.

Push Sarah, PUSH!

She raises her spares.

‘He’ hires her.

She soars, splashes in on USA.

She louses up. Her phrases are so rash.

Pass on her! She’s a real asshole!

He slips in polls, he loses.

Alas, she is in pain as she loses hope.

So, she is in her house.

She loses hope on House, as spiels on her are harsh and sharp.

She has hope as she rouses hope.

Hope helps hope.

Rush uses her in spiels. He uses her up! He pushes.

USA House is hers as one / he louses up!

Uh oh … She slips on in!

Polls are sparse.

She has a sharp pain. Has she a pulse?

Hear her as she pleas: Helllllp!

She pleas: Help! She is so pale!

Kanye Omari West

Wed, 23 Sep 2009 03:09:00 -0400

As I stone a woman in an arena, some say I stink!

Okay, many say I stink.

I say, take me at my work!

See? I rank as a STAR!

NOW, as a STAR, I AM rank.

I soar! A star is risen! Many see me!

I am smokin’!

Now it seems my work is at stake!

Many say in my own eyes I am a star.

Many say I wear a mask, so I not see.

Now I stain my own work. I sink some.

Some say I am WORST star!

So, I take a risk! I make a mistake!

SO?!

Okay … I am most sor_y.

Now, as many see me as a risk, I try to remain a star.

It ain’t easy.

It’s easier to stink.

Ask me! I know.

Keith Rupert Murdoch

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 07:09:05 -0400

A pure creep.

Her? Ripe, rich, prim, pert.

A torturer, a murderer.

I keep her / them in the dark.

I hide. I direct.

The Director here.

I pick out, then hire the reporter.

I keep him or her.

To report - chore, pain, torture.

Put TEETH into it!

Report the pure truth?

Dupe the thick herd!

MURDER, TORTURE THE TRUTH.

MURDER, TORTURE THE THICK HERD.

Keep the report temp. tepid to hot!!

Rip it up!! HIDE THE TRUTH!

KEEP THE THICK HERD IN THE DARK!

DUPE the chump. Dump him. Put him out in the dark.

PRIME THE HERD - DUPE THEM. REPORT ‘THE PURE TRUTH’ ?

DROP IT. Hurt them, hit them! Murder them!

Chump! Dope! DUPE THEM.

I DEEM THE REPORT TRUE … I, ME! NOT THEM.

I ORDER THE REPORTER TO DO THE REPORT!

I DIRECT! DUPE THEM!

The truth hurt me much.

Dr. Conrad Robert Murray

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 12:09:11 -0400

TERROR!

Many - a mob - react to a murder - maybe.

Conrad ran!

Try, but can’t root out a man, a brute!

But, Conrad can’t out-race an army OR a mob.

DREAM: to be a doc to an actor … but am a dummy.

Got to be an actor doc! Conrad need money!

But, ME? MURDER?

Don’t trace a murder to me!!!

ME - NOT A BAD MAN!!

A crude, rude, bad, bum, dumb, dummy - and a doc.

Can a man, a doc to an actor, care??

Many are out to trace a doc, Conrad, to a murder - an actor.

Many are MAD at Conrad: You dare to run!?!

You damn brat! You dummy!

Many, many bury an actor.

A doc traced to a murder ran …

A doc, born to run. A brat!

You DARE try to run?

Many try, but no one can trace a doc!!

Damn!!

You are a damn BUM! A BRAT! A MAD MAN!

BRANDED: MURDER - an actor.

You are not to run!

You are meant to come and do your damn duty!!

A murder under your CARE!

A doc rob many??

Many - a mob - try to beat a doc., a bum.

Corrob_rate … ? A murder?

An ARMY traced Conrad to a murder?

Later, Conrad came, traced to a murder.

Rant: But …! But …! You can’t trace a murder to ME!!!

Conrad can’t murder an actor: NOT ME!!!

Conrad a doc, a curer!

I’M DUMB and I may try to BE dumb on a murder.

Many, many try to beat, burn, bury Conrad - can trace Conrad to a murder.

[Preceding written on 27 June, following written on 29 June, 2009]

Conrad came out braced to endure rumor and broad array: You do? You don’t? You try? You can’t? You cared? You rob money?

A bad, bad day.

Conrad, dreamy - under trance.

Count on damn dumb Conrad to murder an actor - maybe …

TRUE.

Murray served as a private, live-in physician of the late Michael Jackson.