Freakier Troll's Open Salon Blog

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Mon, 6 Jul 2009 11:07:17 -0400

I really liked that post you did about your struggles with eating and the subsequent diagnosis of your eating disorder. I only wish you hadn't posted pictures, because I was disgusted by your fat ass.

That was an interesting analysis you did on Sarah Palin's resignation. I didn't know they had internet access at the insane asylum. Can you have the doctor's adjust your dosages?

You don't know what you're talking about: Dr. Amy is the most brilliant medical professional in the world.

You can't avoid us. We're out there on the edges of cyberspace, lurking, waiting for our moment to strike. We feed on your anger and outrage. Father's lock up your daughters. Bakers, lock up your cake.

Arrghr. Im in love

Fri, 3 Jul 2009 12:07:49 -0400

Aarggh. My blog is only one day old and already I gotta beat off groupies with a stick. This come in my OS Inbox today:

Hello Dear, My name is Nuria Adam, i am from ivory coast a country in west africa, i am looking for a reall man whom i can love or marry to, please if this pleases you, kindly reply back to me through my private email: nuriaadams1@yahoo.com

That's right, Nuria baby. You have good taste. Freakier Troll is a "Reall Man." Everyone else here is a big stoopid pansy.

Maybe I shud start beating off groupies with a mace.

Aargghh Garrummpphh!! Grrrr...

Thu, 2 Jul 2009 17:07:51 -0400

AAaarrghmph. Grrrr.

Your views on politics are so stupid.

Aaarrggh.

That picture post you did? You and your family look so stupid.

Grrraargghh.

I am the King of my Basement. The Internet is my toll bridge. How dare you tresspass!

Wait, what's this about cake?