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Sun, 1 Nov 2009 17:11:20 -0500

Hello, everybody, I want to introduce myself to the comunity at opensalon it seems like a great place and I hope it lasts, my intention here is to find friends and socialise online. I really don't expect anyone to read this, to tell you the truth I am probably the worst writter on earth, got no style, when I write I just ramble on and on, like i'm doing right now, let's just say that I write as I speak, I never look back, I never check for mistakes, I just write whatever comes to mind. You maybe wondering the reason for this, and it is very simple, the backspace key on my keyboard is broken, yeah, that really is the reason, and i'm also very lazy so even if it wasn´t broken I would never com back to revise what i wrote, I don't ever spell check, and actually taking that into account my writing is very accurate, but I could say the real reason behind all this is that I want to communicate with peopel as i would face to face, in a cafe, so I don´t like to write, sure you see how I ramble you probably think you're I mean I am a girl, see, I typed you instead of I and didn´t bother to correct it, but as I said, if you think I'm a girl you are wrong, i'm a guy.

I think that if i could I would ramble on for hours, I could write for pages and pages nonstop but this time I will be brief, or i will try to, no actually i don´t promise anything, BTW if already typed many words, i don´t know exactly how many, I don´t care to count them, but if writtenb alot and I haven´t said anything, but that's what happens when your backspace key is broken and you're too lazy to think what you are about to write beforehand, but what was I saying, Oh i forgot, but I won´t read what I just wrote, if we were talking face to face i coulnd´t do that, oh I just remembered, really, i didn´d cheat I really didn´take a look I really remmeber, oh I forgot again, should´ve said it, I´ve been sidetracked and now I don´t remember again, but that could happen in a real conversation, could it, no, nobody is so absent-minded, but anyway, lets just forget what i just said and start afresh.

O yeah, well, in case you have not noticed from my accent, I now you can't tell my accent from reading on a screen, but as you're not reading on a screen you're talking wuth me on a friday in the evening, on that little cafe you love, it is raining gard, people cover themselves up with the newspaper but, we don't care, the waiter, comes, asks a bit bluntly like saying if you´re not going to order anything go away, but we´re so absorbed in our talk that we're not even listening to him he looks a bit angry but anyway, that mustache of his looks funny, but anyway, if you haven´t told by my accent that i'm not a native english speaker, you have certainly told by my bad grammar, but I know you're nice and comprehensive so you don't mind, you even think it's cute, lol, and you are so kind you can forginve my jigglesor is that giigle, lol can´t knos as i dont always carry a dictionary with me but as i said you are so kind you don´t mind that, ans if you haven´t told by now that was what i meatn by lol, lol. I know thats bothers you but not from me am i right.

What do I do, I make money on the internet, no really, i will not try to scam you, no i truly make money online, in fact i make my living online, im waht is called an internet marketer, and i run a blog about that, but you probably aren´t interesed in that stuff, you´re to fancy for that, you don't want to work on the internet you wanna be a fashion designer or what not you wanna tour around the world and live in hong kong and not learn cantonese, (if you dont know thats what they speak in hong kong but you already knew im sure, cause you're smart) you wont learn cantonese, even if you live in HK o do you see ehow lazy im am i jsuted typed HK for Hong Kong, but as I just type Hong Kong twice I´m not as lazy as you think.

Oh if you were interested in IM, another laziness of mine, that was meant to be Internet Marketing, I´m so sorry, you can´t learn it from me unless you learn spanish, since the blog i run on that topic is written in this language, in case you can understand spanish, i would really be impressed, you´re great, but anyways here is the link to my spanish IM blog. Como hacer dinero rapido

now I need to run and you're not listening to this as I get lost in between the streest of the city and youre left with the bill from teh cafe as thet waiter looks angry tat you, you owe him money cause, and if that doesn´t make sense cause i said we didn´t order anything I dont care and anyway since i ran away long ago you arent listening to this.

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