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30 Rock with killer line referencing Dot Com

Thu, 23 Feb 2012 10:02:16 -0500

Last week's episode of 30 Rock- "The Tuxedo Begins" #6.08 had this one 'killer' line reference Dot Com with lots of twitter comments of LOL and ROTFLMAO...

drum role please.......

Tracy: Give me the bad news. How "Black" was this dude (pause) on a scale from Lisa Bonet to Dot Com?

You can view the episode online at http://www.nbc.com/30-rock/ to get the 411!

30 Rock's 'Dot Com' meet-up with Living Single's 'Kim Coles'

Sat, 12 Nov 2011 14:11:47 -0500

Living Single's Kim Coles and 30 Rock's Dot Com

Since Ollie’s Daughter is mainly about Comedian/Actor Kevin Brown Dot Com 30 Rock here is an interesting tidbit.

About two years ago, I blogged about a “boo” for Dot Com- Tracy’s best friend on the Award winning Comedy series “30 Rock”.

I lassoed fellow bloggers : Glenys Colclough Founder & Editorial Director at Prominence Magazine as well as an Author & Speaker and Vanessa Woodard Byers- http://www.bloggingblackmiami; http://vanessabyers.net and http://blackhandside.net to join me in a guessing game of who should be considered as a “boo” for Tracy’s best friend. After all, we Josephine Public know best right …lol

Well we each submitted our suggestions: http://open.salon.com/blog/ollies_daughter/2010/02/07/grizz_and_dotcom_booed_up_for_valentines_day

Now keep in mind this was not a contest but if it was…. Vanessa Woodard Byers came closest to winning.

Here is who Vanessa recommended:

Vanessa Byers -http://www.bloggingblackmiami; http://vanessabyers.net and http://blackhandside.net suggested Kim Coles. Best known for her five season run as the unforgettable Synlcaire on Fox’s ground-breaking comedy series, “Living Single”.

Vanessa said " Kim Coles would be a nice fit for Dot Com’s character on 30 Rock".

Just this past week both Dot Com and Kim Coles attended an event at their high school Brooklyn Tech where Kim was honored. (Never saw that one coming )

Dot Com wrote on facebook “ I am so proud to know her” (Kim). Kim Coles reciprocated with how good it was to see him. I do not have the skinny ie. if they were in the same class etc. however inquiring minds want to know….

Congrats Vanessa! The 30 Rock writers might get a whiff of this hookup…lol

Kudos to Vanessa Woodard Byers who attended the Florida briefing at the White House 11.10.11 and celebrated her birthday 11.11.11!

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30 Rock's Dot Com X-Factor in Hornberger System

Tue, 25 Oct 2011 13:10:25 -0400

TGS is looking for a new cast member and they hold an “Audition” to make the selection. The Audition committee is Liz, Pete and Jack. Pete has a guaranteed system. Pete: I call it the Hornberger System

The X-factor to Pete’s Hornberger’s system is Dot Com. Dot Com requests an audition… and this is the fall-out from the request…

Jenna recruits Tracy

Jenna: Tracy, I just heard they're closing down the set today. Do you think it's for auditions?
Tracy: Jennifer M., why are you so worked up?
Jenna: Because it's going to be a disaster. Like Katrina. Do you remember Katrina? That crazy girl from hair and make-up.
Tracy: Nothing is going to change. They are going to hire some skinny white guy. How is that a threat? You'll do your lady characters, and I will get on stage and people will laugh even when I forget my, um... my...
Grizz: Lines
Jenna: Everybody's a threat, Tracy. You don't know who's going to walk through that door.
Dot Com: It's true. Anything can happen in the audition process.
Tracy: Oh yeah I forgot, Dot Com. You know everything about acting because you played a bird in some stupid school play.
Dot Com: Yes, Tracy. I was Trigorin in The Seagull on the Weslyan Art Space Mainstage
Jenna: He will know
Kenneth: Vampry
Jenna: What’s on that paper?
Kenneth: Ms. Lemon did say keep this away from Jenna. She may have meant that Jenna that works downstairs at that luggage store… So I’m going to give it to you

Liz defends Jayden

Liz: What’s up Dot Com?
Dot Com: The great Uta Hagen once said… is why I’d like to audition for TGS. Walter you idiot, you lost a card.
Jenna: Liz, I need to speak with you. Beat it Grizz or Dot Com.

Dot Com: Hey mom, it’s Walter. I’m just calling to tell you they canceled the audition so maybe pray on something else.Liz: You can audition!
Dot Com: I’ll need a piano

The Hornberger System

Pete: What do you mean Dot Com is auditioning? How dumb are you? Is there anything in there?
Pete: The more people you add, the less effective it is. Like a neighborhood dad garage band.
Liz: Come on it’s just Dot Com.
Pete: It won’t be, because this is what you’re doing.
Liz: I’m driving a bus?
Pete: No… you’re opening the flood gates.
Liz: With a horizontal wheel?
Pete: Flood gate wheels are horizontal! It was all under control. Now everyone's going to want in, and we can't stop them.
Frank: Hey what the Frack, nerds?! Pete told me you were only looking at outside people. Now Dot Com’s auditioning?
Liz: Frank, I know you’re a stand up, but…
Frank: No but, I want in. And I’m not changing my act to fit your stupid show.
Liz: Mm-hmmm

Brian Williams: Liz! There you are. I heard about this whole Dot Com thing. I’m not saying I want to audition, but Mickey Monorulo from Scotch Plains New Jersey might be interested. Hey forget about it.

Jenna and Tracy’s Plan

Jenna: Actor emergency!
Tracy: Where?
Jenna: Pete and Liz want to hire this guy Jayden. He’s evil, Tracy!
Tracy: He’s evil Tracy?! Oh he’s evil coma Tracy
Jenna: Pete and Liz are rigging it to make sure he gets the job. Do you know who else they're auditioning? A one-man band, some old Australian, Dotcom...
Tracy: Dot Com! Oh no. I once saw that guy become Trigorin, at the Weslyan Art Space. That guy’s good.
Jenna: Okay, then we have to make sure neither one of them gets the job by finding better actors ourselves
Tracy: Good idea, let’s go.

Jenna and Tracy Street Recruiting

Jenna: If you are a funny gay man, please get into the car.
Tracy: I repeat. All funny gays into the car!
Man: I’m not gay. I’m Bi-larious!
Jenna: Black people, I know I’ve said some terrible things about you in print. But I come here today on a mission of piece.
Tracy: We need the funniest fool here to step forward.

Grizz: Good luck on your audition. You’re going to get it.
Dot Com: Don’t jinx me.
Grizz: Walter, you’re going to get it. I made you something.
Dot Com: It’s a seagull!

The Audition

Tracy: Hey Dot Com nice to meet you.
Dot Com turns to Grizz: Why would he say that to me?

Dot Com: Growing up in Bed-Stuy, there was a certain music to the way people talked. ''Hey, Papi, what you doing?'' I'm sorry. Can I start over? Someone really messed with my head right before I came on.

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30 Rock Dot Com's quotes for Seasons 1 & 2

Tue, 12 Jul 2011 13:07:53 -0400

Kevin "Dot Com" Brown Actor on 30 Rock

Dot Com 30 Rock quotes Seasons 1 and 2

As I searched for quotes from 30 Rock's Dot Com, I only found a few. Many left out Dot Com's lines from episodes. I hope Dot Com fans will enjoy reading his various lines in the following episodes. See Kevin "Dot Com" Brown's imdb http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0114018/

Season 1

Episode 1.03 – Blind Date

Tracy: I’ve been playing for two hours. I’m tired of loosing. I’m gonna let my boy, Dot Com play a few hands for me. So Dot Com, are we going to those 3 clubs tonight. You know the doctor said I have four hearts in my body?

Episode 1.10 – The Rural Juror

Dot Com: Meat is the new bread!

Episode 1.15 Hardball-

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Episode 1.16 – The Source Awards

Tracy: I’m gonna find a homeless man, dress him up like me, set him on fire. Then I’m going to start a new life in Arizona under the new name, Von Mexico.
Dot Com: We’re not doing that.

Episode 1.19 Corporate Crush

Tracy: He said no. Then he offered me $7 million to reprise my role as Cocoa the Dog.
Dot Com: I’m gonna get an iPhone! Everyone’s gonna be jealous!
Tracy: No. I turned him down

“The Entourage” in Tracy Jordan’s teaser trailer about Thomas Jefferson in which he plays most of the parts.

Grizz and Kevin "Dot Com" Brown

Episode 1.21 – Hiatus

The entourage and Kenneth go to bring Tracy back to TGS

"Dot Com" in navy Jacket.

Season 2

Episode 2.01 SeinfeldVision

Tracy: How many years have you known me, Liz Lemon?
Liz: One.
Tracy: So you know I like to minister to transvestite prostitutes!
Liz: I don’t think I knew that…no
Dot Com: Its true he does not mess with them. He just tries to get them into computer school….

Episode 2.02 – Jack Gets in the Game

Kenneth: Dot Com! I have an idea.
Dot Com: Well I don’t know, but it’s worth a shot!
Dot Com: Good job, Kenneth!
Kenneth: You should see my A Game.
Dot Com singing “ No Ordinary Love"

Episode 2.03: "The Collection"

Dot Com: We open on a lone soldier walking through the desert. The year 1861, the place... Mars.

Episode 2.04 – Rosemary’s Baby

Dot Com: What’s on your mind Tray, you’ve been curiously quiet for 20 minutes
Tracy: We got to start doing dog fights
Grizz: Dog Fighting?
Tracy: I know it is repulsive and hideous but it is the only thing Jack Donaghy told me I can not do, so I got to do it… understand?
Grizz: No, No, No, No, No, No, No
Dot Com: Dog fighting is the most disgusting vile thing a human being can do..YOU CAN NOT DO IT!
Tracy: Dog fighting it is. Make it happen
Dot Com: Man this is Phil Spector’s entourage all over again.

Episode 2.05 – Greenzo

Tracy to Liz: I just have to start a littl rumor. And who are the biggest gossips on "TGS"? Grizz and Dot Com.

Tracy walks up to Grizz and Dot Com: Hey fellas, I heard a secret about Kenneth’s party. Ken went to high school in Georgia with Rapper TI. They are boys. TI might show up. Listen, we can’t let anyone know.. Anyone! Got it!

Dot Com: Yo we got to tell Josh!
Grizz: He will finally think we are cool…
Josh: I’m not really into TI
Dot Com: Fall out boy will be there too--

Kenneth to Liz: And Ms. Lemon, I’ll have you know that before last night I had never ever seen Grizz or Dot Com cry.

Episode 2.06 – Somebody to Love

Tracy: Pants! Pants! Pants! Pants! Pants! Pants! Pants!
[Grizz and Dot Com come running with pants]
Dot Com: Are you chafing again, Tray?
Kenneth: I don’t think that is going to help me find Mr. Donaghy’s pants
Dot Com: Did you retrace your steps?
Kenneth: Yes obvious twins [at Grizz and Dot Com] and I tried looking in the last place you would ever expect. . And no, Mr. Donaghy’s pants are not in the ladies room at that laser tag place on 12^th Avenue

Episode 2.07 – Cougars

With bat in hand] Dot Com: This is just embarrassing

Episode 2.09 – Ludachristmas

Liz: Well, fancy suits, how was court?
Grizz: Not great, Beth.
Liz: Oh you really were in court?
Dot Com: All Tray had to do was sign his community service papers. But he makes us stop for breakfast first.
Tracy: So it’s my fault diners can serve alcohol in New York state? That’s on me now?!
Kenneth: Grizz, Dot Com, shut the doors. Some people need to learn about Christmas.

Episode 210 (#2.10)

Tracy (Tracy Morgan) buys a cappuccino machine for the “TGS with Tracy Jordan” staff and stations it on Kenneth’s (Jack McBrayer) desk. Kenneth, who calls hot liquids “the devil’s temperature,” tries coffee for the first time, and is immediately addicted.

Tracy: You can’t leave, Ken. Who’s gonna help me tell white people apart.
Dot Com: And what about our tickets to Spam-a-lot?
Grizz: And who will be my wingman in speed dating?
Kenneth: Oh Grizz, I’ll miss you most of all.Midnight Train to Georgia
Tracy: New York. Mmm. Proved to much for the man.
Grizz and Dot Com: Too much for the man. He couldn’t make it.
Tracy: So he’s leaving the life, he’s come to know. He’s leaving.
Grizz and Dot Com: Leaving.
Tracy: On that Midnight Train to Georgia.
Grizz and Dot Com: Leaving on the Midnight Train…
Tracy: Wow wow.
-Scene-

Kenneth: I missed it.
Jenna, Tracy, Grizz and Dot Com: He missed it?
Kenneth: I missed that Midnight train to Georgia.
J, T, G & Dot Com: He missed that midnight train…
All: Woo Woo!
Kenneth: There was an 11:45 and I was misinformed about the time.
J, T, G & Dot Com: Misinformed about the time. Didn’t even get to stand in line.
Kenneth: Yeah I missed it!
All: He missed the midnight train to Georgia!Gladys Knight: Hello? I’m trying to take a nap! What’s going on out here?

Tracy: Nothing, Gladys Knight. Sorry. Sorry everyone.

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Episode 2.12 – Subway Hero

Tracy: Lincoln was a Republican?
Dot Com: Actually, today’s Republican party would be unrecognizable to Lincoln. He fought a war to preserve federal authority over the states. That’s not exactly small government.
Jack: Dot Com, this need you have to be the smartest guy in the room is off-putting.
Dot Com: I guess that’s why I’m still single

Scene with Tracy filming

Tracy: My fellow Blackmericans. Hey Jack, can I just say Black Americans? There’s no such thing as Blackmericans.
Jack: That’s great! That’s why you’re here.
Tracy:
Dot Com: Sigh! Unbelievable!

Episode 2.13 – Succession

Tracy: Pay attention to me! I’m in consolable!
Dot Com: Ugh O What happened Tray?
Tracy: Tracy Jr. left his music stick at home.
Dot Com: His flute.
Tracy: So I drove to the school to give it to him and guess what I discovered
Dot Com: He didn’t invite you to bring your Dad to school day?

Kenneth: What did you do sir?

Tracy: [crying] If I’m such a bad dad, why are we all dancing.
Tracy: My son is ashamed of his father.
Kenneth: That’s horrible. Everyone knows the only thing we should be ashamed of is our bodies.
Tracy: They think I am a joke because I clown around for a living. I got to do something important so my children will respect me. Like be a Senator, or a wizard.
Dot Com: Or you can open a school in Africa like Oprah.
Tracy: Everyone calm down! Think of an idea! Something that will change the world!
Tracy: Eureka!
Dot Com: What is it Tray?
Tracy: We should call Eureka! She always has good ideas

Episode 2.15 Cooter

Dot Com watches in the recording studio in

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“the devil’s temperature" and "a train"

Mon, 11 Jul 2011 10:07:22 -0400

Dot Com 30 Rock quotes: Episode 210 (#2.10)

Tracy (Tracy Morgan) buys a cappuccino machine for the “TGS with Tracy Jordan” staff and stations it on Kenneth’s (Jack McBrayer) desk. Kenneth, who calls hot liquids “the devil’s temperature,” tries coffee for the first time, and is immediately addicted.

Season 2 Episode 10 picture of Kevin "Dot Com" Brown and Grizz drinking the "Devils's temperature"

This episode was one of the most talked about episodes with #30rock fans. It was written by Robert Carlock & Donald Glover.

Here are the scenes of Dot Com from that memorable script of them dancing and singing "Midnight Train to Georgia...

Kenneth: I’ve always been told that New York was the 21st century city of Sodom. And look what’s happened. I’ve become one of them. I’ve been Sodom-ized.

Kenneth: Mr. Jordan, I just wanted to thank you for everything that you’ve done for me. It’s been an honor being your friend and learning about the non-reproductive aspects of human sexuality from you.

Tracy: You can’t leave, Ken. Who’s gonna help me tell white people apart.
Dot Com: And what about our tickets to Spam-a-lot?
Grizz: And who will be my wingman in speed dating?
Kenneth: Oh Grizz, I’ll miss you most of all.

Midnight Train to Georgia
Tracy: New York. Mmm. Proved to much for the man.
Grizz and Dot Com: Too much for the man. He couldn’t make it.
Tracy: So he’s leaving the life, he’s come to know. He’s leaving.
Grizz and Dot Com: Leaving.
Tracy: On that Midnight Train to Georgia.
Grizz and Dot Com: Leaving on the Midnight Train…
Tracy: Wow wow.
-Scene-

Kenneth: I missed it.
Jenna, Tracy, Grizz and Dot Com: He missed it?
Kenneth: I missed that Midnight train to Georgia.
J, T, G & Dot Com: He missed that midnight train…
All: Woo Woo!
Kenneth: There was an 11:45 and I was misinformed about the time.
J, T, G & Dot Com: Misinformed about the time. Didn’t even get to stand in line.
Kenneth: Yeah I missed it!
All: He missed the midnight train to Georgia!

Gladys Knight: Hello? I’m trying to take a nap! What’s going on out here?
Tracy: Nothing, Gladys Knight. Sorry. Sorry everyone

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For complete storyline of Episode 210 check out http://remote.lohudblogs.com/2008/01/13/a-brief-return-and-30-rock-leaves-on-a-midnight-train-for-strike-ville/

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30 Rock Dot Com's quotes for Seasons 1 & 2

Tracy to Liz: I just have to start a littl rumor. And who are the biggest gossips on "TGS"? Grizz and Dot Com.

Tracy walks up to Grizz and Dot Com: Hey fellas, I heard a secret about Kenneth’s party. Ken went to high school in Georgia with Rapper TI. They are boys. TI might show up. Listen, we can’t let anyone know.. Anyone! Got it!

Dot Com: Yo we got to tell Josh!Grizz: He will finally think we are cool…Josh: I’m not really into TIDot Com: Fall out boy will be there too--

Kenneth to Liz: And Ms. Lemon, I’ll have you know that before last night I had never ever seen Grizz or Dot Com cry.

Episode 2.07 – Cougars

With bat in hand] Dot Com: This is just embarrassing

Episode 2.09 – Ludachristmas

Episode 210 (#2.10)

Tracy (Tracy Morgan) buys a cappuccino machine for the “TGS with Tracy Jordan” staff and stations it on Kenneth’s (Jack McBrayer) desk. Kenneth, who calls hot liquids “the devil’s temperature,” tries coffee for the first time, and is immediately addicted.

Tracy: Nothing, Gladys Knight. Sorry. Sorry everyone.

See “the devil’s temperature" and "a train" - Kevin Brown - Zimbio and Open Salon

Episode 2.12 – Subway Hero

Episode 2.12 – Subway Hero

Tracy: My fellow Blackmericans. Hey Jack, can I just say Black Americans? There’s no such thing as Blackmericans.Jack: That’s great! That’s why you’re here. Tracy:Dot Com: Sigh! Unbelievable!

Episode 2.13 – Succession

Episode 2.13 – Succession

Tracy: Pay attention to me! I’m in consolable!Dot Com: Ugh O What happened Tray?Tracy: Tracy Jr. left his music stick at home.Dot Com: His flute.Tracy: So I drove to the school to give it to him and guess what I discoveredDot Com: He didn’t invite you to bring your Dad to school day?

Kenneth: What did you do sir?

Episode 2.15 Cooter

Episode 2.15 Cooter

Dot Com watches in the recording studio in

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“the devil’s temperature" and "a train"

Dot Com: Yo we got to tell Josh!
Grizz: He will finally think we are cool…
Josh: I’m not really into TI
Dot Com: Fall out boy will be there too--

Tracy: My fellow Blackmericans. Hey Jack, can I just say Black Americans? There’s no such thing as Blackmericans.
Jack: That’s great! That’s why you’re here.
Tracy:
Dot Com: Sigh! Unbelievable!

Tracy: Pay attention to me! I’m in consolable!
Dot Com: Ugh O What happened Tray?
Tracy: Tracy Jr. left his music stick at home.
Dot Com: His flute.
Tracy: So I drove to the school to give it to him and guess what I discovered
Dot Com: He didn’t invite you to bring your Dad to school day?

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