http://open.salon.com/user.php?uid=280391Mon, 20 May 2013 05:05:39 -0400 <p>I had read Dr. Ruebans book "Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex".&nbsp; Several times, back to forward, double meanings, sub-topix and even the Table of Contents. &nbsp;&nbsp; Of particular interest was, Walking into the Gay Bar.&nbsp; Lots of research there.&nbsp; He stated, "when one walks into a gay bar, it will look just about like any other corner bar. Soft background music playing, men and women smoking and chatting and very normal.&nbsp; One you settle in, you realize many persons sitting or standing are really men, dressed as women". </p>Yikessssssssss! &nbsp; I went running just to forget about that statement.&nbsp; I was 26 at the time.&nbsp; The book was used as fire starter for cook-outs.<p>Years went by, presidents and popes elected and I was still in a deep dank closet full of moth balls and books I read on Saturday nights, alone. SNL got pretty old.&nbsp; My 33 birthday came around, me and the dog spilt german chocolate cake, from Kroeger, Happy Frackin Birthday. &nbsp; &nbsp; I decided, thats it, I am going to go, Frack It!&nbsp; Did not have any pumps or yellow dresses, wigs or falsies, what will I wear? Sweating bullets! Decided finally on 501s, black tee shirt another shirt and hiking boots, yeh!&nbsp; Took a stiff drink and went off the locals called the Cha Cha Palace.&nbsp; It was late, took me 45 minutes to iorn the levis.&nbsp; Paid the $2 and walked in, shaking, stood at the bar, ordered a Miller Lite, lit the wrong end of the cigarette and dumped the beer. Music was blaring "Macho Macho Man"! Yeh Right!&nbsp; Dudes staring at me, through me, at me, UUUUUUGGGHH! </p> <p> Get me the frack outta here!</p> <p>o</p> http://open.salon.com/blog/stonrdude/2011/03/11/my_first_adventurehttp://open.salon.com/blog/stonrdude/2011/03/11/my_first_adventureSat, 12 Mar 2011 02:03:32 -0500