Xanadu Xero's Open Salon Blog

FILTHY AND FREAKY * Rush Limbaugh Unzipped!

Mon, 16 Mar 2009 16:03:25 -0400

I once owned a photo of Marlon Brando with a schvartze schvantz in his mouth (PC translation: penis of color.) It was prodigiously similar to the pic of Rush sucking the swisher on your left.

Oddly, Brando and Limbaugh share some remarkable traits. Both men had/have a flair for publicity, and trouble with chicks. Both worship(ped) their demons, and both did/do some twisted shizz to make a buck...

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'NIFONGED' IN SERBIAN CYRILLIC: Милорад Благојевић

Mon, 2 Feb 2009 17:02:49 -0500

by Xanadu Xero

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Milorad Blagojevich, (or BlagojeviÄ‡) an Orthodox Serb, grew up in Chicago, unlucky. Well, unlucky for a white boy with snazzy aspirations. His parents were FOB, poor laborers, not just from the 'wrong' part of Europe, but the 'wrong' part of Yugoslavia.

Shrewd young 'Rod', however, reforged himself as a gold-standard American, bulldozing speed-of-light past immigrant parents, tech school and Golden Gloves boxing, alllll the way to posh puss Malibu, where he went to (cough) law school.

Back in Chicago he charmed, then married a Big Macher's daughter (In Chicago. Let's see you do it) and became a *Player* in the sparkling, once alien world he turned into (bongo roll:) his world. It's a Frank Sinatra movie.

Then Rod fucked up the sequel.

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PARADIGM GRIFT

Tue, 23 Dec 2008 20:12:08 -0500

"Pretend To Will The Transformation"

- Bilk Copyright 2008 RealSand (TM) Inc

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HOW MAYA MACKIN'
*2012*
VIVA GLAM!
Impresario

DANIEL PINCHBECK
of the UBE (United Pinchebeckistan Emirates)

self-knighted "Sacred" Warrior, Shame Man, whoops,
'Shaman,' Virgin Issue of OGs Tim Leary and Terence McKenna,
DRUGZ' very own MARY and GOD
(legit!)
P.R. Agency Deigned Heir Apparent to their

*P*s*y*c*h*e*d*e*l*i*c*

Spirito-Cerebradelicool MulitverCivic Crowns

(or what-ever)
with an "I" on the Causal World'$ prize...

How that dude,

Pinchbeck,

THREW ME OFF his circle jerk blog site, Reality Sandwich (www.RealitysandwI(T)CH.com - 'rich itch')

and (chortle) why.

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