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    • 21 Ratings
    • 758 Views
    • 54 Comments
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    You Will Be the First to Know When I am Dead, I Promise

    JANUARY 7, 2012 1:55PM

    By James M. Emmerling


    Topics: eunuch, puppy, health, death, love, sister, balls, testicles, dog, emasculation

    • 2 Ratings
    • 361 Views
    • 2 Comments
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    And the Biggest, Brassiest, Balls Award Goes to.....

    NOVEMBER 23, 2011 3:47PM

    By Laura Wilkerson


    Topics: balls, tarp, christopher dodd, eliot spitzer, sec, fraud, barclays, bank of america, usb, citibank, duetsche bank, merrill lynch, goldman sachs, housing bubble, jp morgan, credit default swaps, starr international, cv starr co, lawsuit, bailout, aig, maurice goldberg

    • 9 Ratings
    • 432 Views
    • 11 Comments
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    Alec Baldwin: American Balls and Ovaries

    NOVEMBER 5, 2011 2:43PM

    By Charlie Kazfranco


    Topics: social media, twitter, celebrities, tweets, balls, scrotum, ovaries, men, women, leaders, alec baldwin, america, government, comedy, economy, environment, society, liberal politics, conservative politics, feminism, testosterone, estrogen, politics

    • 1 Ratings
    • 206 Views
    • 0 Comments
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    A Very Good Reason to not Drink or be Around People Who Are

    MARCH 22, 2011 8:26PM

    By angel triggs


    Topics: science, health, gossip, gay/lesbian, food/drink, feminism, comedy, crazy stories, arrested, balls, drunks

    • 0 Ratings
    • 93 Views
    • 0 Comments
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    I keep bouncing back to you

    MARCH 15, 2011 1:09PM

    By bauer and bentle


    Topics: acoustic guitar, rock, folk, music, love, like a rubber ball, bouncing, bob dylan, balls

    • 1 Ratings
    • 425 Views
    • 4 Comments
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    On blogging fatigue and revolution

    FEBRUARY 15, 2011 10:12PM

    By Robert Crook


    Topics: washington d.c., ron paul, revolution, president obama, president barack obama, politics, mitt romney, michelle obama, media matters, leadership, john mccain, iran, federal budget deficit, federal budget, egypt, dennis kucinich, cowardice, blogging fatigue, barack obama, balls, baby boomers, andrew sullivan, andrew breitbart

    • 0 Ratings
    • 257 Views
    • 0 Comments
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    TASTES LIKE CHICKEN?

    SEPTEMBER 6, 2010 11:04AM

    By Andrea Higbie


    Topics: higbie, andrea higbie, serbia, festival, men, balls, testicles, food/drink

    • 0 Ratings
    • 266 Views
    • 0 Comments
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    Tastes Like Chicken?

    SEPTEMBER 6, 2010 10:59AM

    By Andrea Higbie


    Topics: food/drink, higbie, andrea higbie, andrea, spaghetti, pizza, serbia, food, festival, men, balls, testicle

    • 5 Ratings
    • 943 Views
    • 3 Comments
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    Paul Thomas Anderson Takes on Big Bad Scientology

    JULY 19, 2010 2:59AM

    By Asta Charles


    Topics: los angeles, showbiz, magnolia, being awesome, balls, hollywood, religino, politics, awesome, the shit, philip seymour hoffman, movies, oscars, there will be blood, pt anderson, paul thomas anderson, scientology

    • 0 Ratings
    • 193 Views
    • 0 Comments
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    Fashion Tips For Little Dudes

    APRIL 21, 2010 4:42PM

    By Mary-Anndroid


    Topics: balls, fashion, diapers, poo haiku, poo, babies, haiku

    • 23 Ratings
    • 473 Views
    • 29 Comments
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    Mobile Noble

    FEBRUARY 24, 2010 8:24PM

    By Mobile Noble


    Topics: babushkas, balls, travel, osers, first post, turning 60, birthday party

    • 3 Ratings
    • 565 Views
    • 5 Comments
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    Sending Harry Reid a pair of balls via facebook

    JANUARY 20, 2010 11:18PM

    By resistanceisfruitful


    Topics: facebook, balls, harry reid

    • 5 Ratings
    • 640 Views
    • 4 Comments
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    Hollow-weenies.

    OCTOBER 30, 2009 12:46PM

    By Graham Sale


    Topics: halloween, weenies, balls, third, grade, humor

    • 1 Ratings
    • 343 Views
    • 2 Comments
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    I Wanna Be A Hermit

    AUGUST 8, 2009 11:47AM

    By Christine Annette


    Topics: bunny io, balls, nala, peace, hermit, animals, gardens, city, wilderness

    • 2 Ratings
    • 805 Views
    • 4 Comments
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    Truck Testicles? You're Kidding, Right?

    JULY 12, 2009 6:03PM

    By Sara7272


    Topics: sara dellinger, lack of culture, culture, truck balls, balls, funny, vulgar, trucks

    • 3 Ratings
    • 1912 Views
    • 5 Comments
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    For It's Money They Have and Peace They Lack (Yep, Baseball)

    JULY 6, 2009 1:10PM

    By Walter Blevins


    Topics: baseball, sandlot, little league, american legion, dads, playing catch, gloves, balls, field of dreams

    • 1 Ratings
    • 396 Views
    • 0 Comments
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    Under The Hood

    JUNE 18, 2009 9:18PM

    By Dear Dysfunctional


    Topics: trimming, shaving, groin, balls, men, sex, summer, comedy, penis

    • Editor's Pick
    • 40 Ratings
    • 13230 Views
    • 46 Comments
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    Teabagging and Beyond (Updated to include "Teabag Day" song)

    APRIL 15, 2009 6:00AM

    By Mortimer Hayden Smyth


    Topics: plimpton ryedale, song, tax day, teabag, tea party, teabagging, parties, conservative, protest, bailouts, fox news, glenn beck, neil cavuto, greta van susteren, sean hannity, balls, rick santelli, fisting, obama, right wing, fringe, lunatic, bailout, populist, rage, mortimer hayden smyth

    • Editor's Pick
    • 16 Ratings
    • 1098 Views
    • 26 Comments
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    The Family Jewels

    MARCH 18, 2009 4:40PM

    By Jon Henner


    Topics: hellspawn, balls, thrown, hurt, protected

    • 3 Ratings
    • 1971 Views
    • 9 Comments
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    More Mini Golf M-M-Madness!!!

    AUGUST 29, 2008 12:13PM

    By Chris K


    Topics: miniature, golf, sports, fun, childhood, nostalgia, games, balls, exoticism, feminism, post-structuralism, colonoscopy

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