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    President Obama and My Fantasy Love Life

    JULY 31, 2012 7:13PM

    By bonnie bernstein


    Topics: politics, big apple, bonnie bernstein, new york city, secret service, fantasy, sex, love, democrat, obama, president obama, traffic, conservative talk radio, sean hannity, relationships, dating, manhattan, president, yourtango.com

    • 1 Ratings
    • 709 Views
    • 1 Comments
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    This Bonnie Bernstein Is On Blogger Space

    MARCH 4, 2012 4:21PM

    By bonnie bernstein


    Topics: blogger, writer, bonnie bernstein, blogger space, pauline gaines, perils of divorced pauline, ralph nader, the mob, judges, national enquirer, rotc, meir kahane, perilsofdivorcedpauline, espn, books, gossip

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    • 9 Ratings
    • 5988 Views
    • 14 Comments
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    I'm A Freaky Chocolate Eater

    JUNE 28, 2011 9:57AM

    By bonnie bernstein


    Topics: christmas, three musketeers, single, singles, divorce, divorced, nora ephron, when harry met sally, katz's deli, eating disorder, food disorder, freaky eaters, weight watchers, migraines, breast pain, nestle's, sex, godiva, champagne truffle, when harry met sally, katz's deli, orgasm, hot guy, election night, pepperidge farm cake, smoker, cigarette, grandmother, yodels, mr. rogers, rocky road, breast cancer, milky way, forties, divorced, bonbon, vena cava, washington post, mounds, heart, marshmallow santa, russell stover, lover, women, ice cream, chocolate, freaky eaters, twitter, facebook, bonnie bernstein, open call, mortifying disclosures, my tiny hypocrisy, heartwarming holiday stories, holidays, gossip, health, wind, bad weather, storm, thunder, eating disorder, food/drink

    • 0 Ratings
    • 4102 Views
    • 2 Comments
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    Choosing To Be Alone, But Not Liking The Loneliness

    JUNE 1, 2011 12:43AM

    By bonnie bernstein


    Topics: alone, loneliness, hawks, swans, geese, ducks, multitasking, deer, doe, six pointer, toyota, the guy who broke my heart, bonnie bernstein, my tiny hypocrisy, tiny hypocrisy, open call, mortifying disclosures, wheaten terrier, chihuahua, beagle, llasa cocker, milf, slip and fall, roller coaster, coney island, tylenol, backside, puppies, fenway, wilderness, emt, suv, concussion, figure skater, president, republican, obama, hershey, chocolate, stephanie dolgoff, my formerly hot life, baby boomer, israel, toyota, er, softball, stumbleupon, facebook, twitter, yearning, hunk, babka, animals, environment, food/drink, health, divorced, divorce, singles, single, politics

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    • 4 Ratings
    • 3385 Views
    • 12 Comments
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    I Snuck Someone Into West Point

    MAY 25, 2011 3:13AM

    By bonnie bernstein


    Topics: open call, mortifying disclosures, bonnie bernstein, terrorist, chocolate, flirt, spanish, west point, bullet proof vest, avon, united states military academy, thayer gate, 1979 chevy caprice, general douglas macarthur, cadet chapel, memorial day, museum, hudson valley, security, guards, 911, tour guide, hockey, stumbleupon, facebook, twitter, new york city, nyc, divorce, nanny, thayer hotel, football, stepford, michie stadium, military, my tiny hypocrisy, open call, mount saint mary college, afghanistan, iraq

    • Editor's Pick
    • 15 Ratings
    • 4827 Views
    • 30 Comments
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    I Was Turned Down For Food Stamps

    MAY 18, 2011 12:00AM

    By bonnie bernstein


    Topics: ticket, happy thanksgiving, thanksgiving, 911, attack, metal detector, inspection sticker, old tanta, new york city, president obama, american, rasmussen report, hoarding food, food pantry, salvation army, divorced, president bush, walmart, hudson valley, new york, hyundai, social services, mercedes benz, caprice, chevy, food stamps, politics, health, food/drink, family, crime, bonnie bernstein, politics, police, economy

    • Editor's Pick
    • 12 Ratings
    • 5338 Views
    • 16 Comments
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    I Sleep On The Floor

    MAY 11, 2011 12:02AM

    By bonnie bernstein


    Topics: mother, baby boomer, unemployed, airbed, milf, bed, divorce, sleeping on the floor, maria shriver, arnold schwarzenegger, john batchelor, terminated, airbed, economy, divorce, bed, divorce, six foot long skunk, economy, unemployed, hudson valley, milf, rip van winkle, insomnia, mother, open call, economy, sleeping on the floor, mortifying disclosures, bed bath and beyond, sisters of the shithood, bonnie bernstein, terminated

    • Editor's Pick
    • 7 Ratings
    • 3845 Views
    • 10 Comments
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    My Mother Who Loved Lee Mazzilli

    MAY 4, 2011 12:13AM

    By bonnie bernstein


    Topics: john gambling, joan hamburg, ice cream, baskin-robbins, chinese food, first love, true story, cancer, world war 2, breast cancer, lee mazzilli, mother's day, mother, sports, bonnie bernstein, health, family

    • Editor's Pick
    • 14 Ratings
    • 4682 Views
    • 27 Comments
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    Even With Obamacare, It's As If I Don't Exist

    APRIL 26, 2011 11:59PM

    By bonnie bernstein


    Topics: true story, health, bonnie bernstein, politics, supreme court, mark levin, medical insurance, medicaid, president obama, price of gas, war, economy, obamacare, mammography, my obamacare story, afghanistan

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    • 3 Ratings
    • 4054 Views
    • 9 Comments
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    I Know Where I Stand With Craig Carton, Next To A Radio

    APRIL 13, 2011 12:43AM

    By bonnie bernstein


    Topics: sports, johan santana, baseball, radio talk show, memoir, single life, saved by pop culture, open call, dating, relationships, shea stadium, mets, turk wendell, yankees, wfan, new york city, phillies, redsox, divorced, divorce, singles, single, bonnie bernstein

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    • 2 Ratings
    • 3487 Views
    • 5 Comments
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    Being Bonnie Bernstein (Or ESPN when do I get my paycheck?)

    MARCH 30, 2011 12:02AM

    By bonnie bernstein


    Topics: sports, phillies, turk wendell, aj burnett, yankees, fran drescher, lee mazzilli, tom seaver, jets, joe namath, shea stadium, redsox, baseball, facebook, espn, bonnie bernstein, true story

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    • 5 Ratings
    • 3117 Views
    • 9 Comments
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    A Miscarriage And Then A Bris -- What Was I Thinking

    MARCH 16, 2011 12:05AM

    By bonnie bernstein


    Topics: true story, miscarriage, bris, pregnant, bonnie bernstein, pregnant at 50, family, mother's day, open call, mortifying disclosures, divorced, divorce, circumcision, jewish

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