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HOW TO MAKE A GROWN MAN CRY -- KILL THE UNICORN!
APRIL 19, 2011 2:05AM
Topics: pffffff, my ass is thor, they found you in a thorn bush, your dad, your mom, cheap cinnamon buns, for+sale, cheap sex, new product development, tink enterprises
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- 466 Views
- 38 Comments
Good Spam Sundays --- All week long!! Sex with NFL PLAYER!
OCTOBER 10, 2010 5:12PM
Topics: for+sale, environment, animals, fucking a nfl player live on your computer, lord limp dick will cry now, wooooo, detroit lions winning, your mom rocks, cheap sex, live
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- 1053 Views
- 16 Comments
Great Catch, with a snag (HERPES) : A love story
JULY 22, 2010 5:25AM
Topics: uh cats, lsd makes you kill people, sex madness, tink goes back in time, cheap sex, health, family, comedy
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- 669 Views
- 33 Comments
When porn is just not enough
OCTOBER 15, 2009 2:34AM
Topics: 12 points to, masturbation, okay no nudity, nudity, lots of violence, more drugs, more sex, alien butt babies from north dakota, cheap dogs, america the beautiful, cheap flights, cheap sex, none of these tags have anything to do with this article, comedy, animals, science
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- 893 Views
- 25 Comments
How to enlarge your penis, make friends, influence people
SEPTEMBER 22, 2009 7:09AM
Topics: written in blood from a turnip, wonderful day in spain everyone should have one, falling asleep at 1am is bad for tink he wakes up at 4am to girls gone wild and they enter his dreams to rip out his eyes, chicken sandwich with bacon for dinner, cheap sex, friends who need friends and like blowjobs are good people, new title for tink you can call me joe, to all the girls i loved before
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- 1099 Views
- 39 Comments
My contributions to the Downfall of Open.Salon
SEPTEMBER 10, 2009 4:13AM
Topics: sex, rotten tags, violence, cute kittens, megan fox in drag, people killing people, bible, more sex, cheap sex, college sex, open mouth kiss, sick sex with cheeseburgers, lolpoliticians having sex with lolcat, please stop me if you heard these tags before, you're not stopping me so you must like it when i talk dirty to you, candy, cake, more cake, oh god the cake is sooooo good, cheap pirate tales, sluts, slots, slits, clints, you pervert you thought i was going to say clit didn't you there'll be no mention of clits today my good sir maybe tomorrow, hollywood needs to change and write more movies starring megan fox
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- 998 Views
- 28 Comments
By the time you read this, I'll be in a Nigerian Jail Cell
JULY 30, 2009 8:42PM
Topics: open calls are for the strong tink not strong he horny, what does this have to do with anything in the article nothing, common tags are fun, movies, family, belief and religion, if you are doug bells send me my money arsehole, nigerian scammers love me very much i got like ten emails all saying doug bells has money for me, chopped liver, anal eze, thats right daddy loves you, who loves you, cheap sex, the bastards, i'm probably already in a jail cell with john smith and some big tall guys and gals too, i didn't know, 3 days have gone by, oh poop
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- 769 Views
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Online Love, Alien Anal Probes, and other facts of life
MAY 15, 2009 6:51AM
Topics: nukes you know where, online gaming, tinks online history as an internet junky, louisiana, north dakota, free al, i'd throw in gays/lesbians but i don't want to confuse the republicans in the room or the democrats, gossip, health, food/drink, animals, belief and religion, common tags are fun, nothing new, lots of topics, how to find love in a chatroom, alien butt babies return, no cute kittens, cheap sex, alien probes are fun, whoohoo, tink off from work till the 25th of may, a whole weekend without a tink post, ed is sad, tinks on vacation
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- 700 Views
- 19 Comments
OS Power Struggle --- No leaders, no problems
MAY 10, 2009 5:10PM
Topics: general brady has lost her control of the sheep, open call cause i like open, capn is no longer allowed away time unless he takes tink cause, tink shouldn't be a leader, revolution, dr pepper, more cookies, cookies, cheap perfume, cheap sex, rum, cake, the past is history, nuclear powered dildos are the way of the future, free the red tailed jackass, kangaroos should be in charge, common tags for common people, drunken cats molesting dogs with pet food
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- 765 Views
- 31 Comments
The night I had sex with Oprah and Lindsay Lohan -- PT.1
MAY 3, 2009 8:30PM
Topics: sex, more sex, triple chocolate ice cream, cheeseburger, even more sex, so much sex you'll go blind, youtube video, i would say i'm breaking the law but scooter said i could use their music, whoo, cheap sex, oprah winfrey, holiday sex, peach cobbler
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