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    Passover Explained

    MARCH 28, 2010 8:16PM

    By john blumenthal


    Topics: belief/religion, comedy, family, food/drink, pharaoh, moses, matzoh, passover, egypt, security deposit, kosher tequila, pharaoh's favorite jacket, mt. sinai, bunions, mouthwash, bitter herbs, heartburn, apples mixed with honey, x-box, pork, bacon, beach umbrella, locusts, red sea, bathtub, frogs french, mattress discounts, wander in the desert, ask directions

    • 61 Ratings
    • 3170 Views
    • 88 Comments
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    Absinthe: The Green Fairy Loses The Lost Generation

    JULY 23, 2009 10:18AM

    By Chuck A. Stetson


    Topics: insanity, alcohol, comedy, humor, dos passos, t.s. elliot, alice toklas, gertrude stein, oscar wilde, ezra pound, f. scott fitzgerald, hemingway, advertising, product placement, absinthe, writing, family, health, open call, carla bruni, the lost generation

    • 61 Ratings
    • 3126 Views
    • 69 Comments
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    T-Bucket's Memories of a Happy Poor Boy... pt. 3

    JANUARY 6, 2009 4:05PM

    By T-Bucket


    Topics: belief and religion, music, politics, family, comedy, open call, t-bucket

    • 60 Ratings
    • 1309 Views
    • 61 Comments
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    A Typical Morning on OS, Inspired by Facebook

    DECEMBER 1, 2010 7:53AM

    By O'Really?


    Topics: os, facebook, cartouche, emily holleman, julian assange, msnbc.com, gwool, joan h, ann nichols, cranky cuss, tom cordle, bobbot, john blumenthal, veronica wolf, benardine spitzsnogel, joan walsh, kerry lauerman, catherine forsythe, jonathon wolfman, freaky troll, the squirrel, nikki stern, con chapman, trig palin, linda seccaspina, tink, safe_bet’s_amy, stellaa, lea lane, beth mann, steve blevins, l in the southeast, humor, comedy, fun fun fun till her daddy took her os away!, open call

    • Editor's Pick
    • 60 Ratings
    • 4302 Views
    • 82 Comments
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    Running Away: A Primer for Moms

    MARCH 5, 2010 7:39AM

    By Lisa Kern


    Topics: motherhood, children, running away, smelly feet, godawful boy-stink, boys, bonnie sweeten, bora bora, can't i just get five minutes alone?, comedy, humor, family

    • Editor's Pick
    • 60 Ratings
    • 4421 Views
    • 102 Comments
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    What the Hell Does “Sanctity of Marriage” Mean?

    SEPTEMBER 24, 2009 10:49AM

    By john blumenthal


    Topics: science, politics, open call, news, gay/lesbian, family, comedy, belief/religion

    • Editor's Pick
    • 60 Ratings
    • 3397 Views
    • 43 Comments
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    The Christmas Coming Out Spectacular

    APRIL 13, 2009 10:09AM

    By knightwriter


    Topics: family, holiday, comedy

    • Editor's Pick
    • 60 Ratings
    • 6339 Views
    • 87 Comments
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    I'm Trying to Get This Fucking CD Open...

    MARCH 31, 2009 11:08AM

    By Debra Victoroff


    Topics: plastic, sealing products, seals, not the cute kind, opening a cd, cds, music, cereal box, humor, comedy, stuff that pisses me off, not really but yeah, really, condoms, dvs, glue, why the music industry is floundering

    • Editor's Pick
    • 60 Ratings
    • 6667 Views
    • 63 Comments
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    Elegy for a septic tank

    JANUARY 27, 2009 11:00AM

    By Laurel, not Lauren


    Topics: open call, comedy

    • Editor's Pick
    • 60 Ratings
    • 4571 Views
    • 71 Comments
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    Medieval Shellphones

    JANUARY 15, 2009 2:54PM

    By Monsieur Chariot


    Topics: technology, comedy, communication, cellphones, art, tt

    • 59 Ratings
    • 6408 Views
    • 85 Comments
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    I Want a Guy with a Long Shirt and Big Zombie Eyes

    MAY 16, 2011 10:01AM

    By Linda Seccaspina


    Topics: movies, max brooks, zombie, zombies, bad boyfriends, boyfriends, zombieland, zombie apocolypse, zombie attack, zombie survival guide, zombies, blog, blogging, blogger, linda seccaspina, open salon, social media blogger, media, media blogger, digg, stumbleupon, youtube, video, montreal, rob zombie, louisville slugger, horror films, horror, gothic fashions, goth, gothic makeup, gothic, autopsy, the zombies, zombie awareness month, liquid latex, artist, art, lassie, blood & guts, dead head, michael jackson, thriller, texas chainsaw massacre, donovan, baseball bat, videos, yahoo, facebook, comedy

    • Editor's Pick
    • 59 Ratings
    • 2115 Views
    • 78 Comments
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    Pareidolias in Akrata's Olive Orchards

    MAY 13, 2011 12:38AM

    By Algis Kemezys


    Topics: poetry, peloponnese, olive trees, olive-oil, akrata, greece, travel, belief/religion, animals, comedy, environment, fiction, photography

    • Editor's Pick
    • 59 Ratings
    • 4183 Views
    • 72 Comments
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    Scrooge Was Right about Christmas

    DECEMBER 22, 2010 11:31AM

    By john blumenthal


    Topics: belief/religion, books, comedy, family, food/drink, movies, ebenezer scrooge, scrooge, fred, industrial revolution, fop, bob cratchit, tiny tim, cholera, st. nick, sewage disposal, refuse, thames, england, british, cuisine, checkbooks, joyous, assisted living, rat-finfested, 1843, story, london, a christmas carol, christmas, dickens, royal family, miser, curmudgeon

    • Editor's Pick
    • 59 Ratings
    • 2207 Views
    • 82 Comments
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    How My First Movie Got Made

    JANUARY 18, 2010 3:48AM

    By john blumenthal


    Topics: business, comedy, movies, scripts, screenplays, short time, producers, celluloid, dabney coleman, teri garr, bruce willis, demi, writers, writers strike, 1988, hollywood, cop, oscar, death to smoochy, fox, residuals, hack, dreck, summer blockbusters, hitler, schindlers's list, vancouver, money train, backed money

    • Editor's Pick
    • 59 Ratings
    • 3908 Views
    • 82 Comments
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    Love, Destiny and Other Appointments

    SEPTEMBER 19, 2009 10:09AM

    By Monsieur Chariot


    Topics: open call, genteel, martini, scarf, chiffon, leopard-print, restraining order, hollywood, starbucks, toupee, hairpiece, bus, bubble gum, chewing gum, comedy, humor, gentleman, grooming, style, wealth, relationships, fiction, feminism, fashion, love, tt, romance

    • 59 Ratings
    • 2130 Views
    • 58 Comments
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    Gone... But Never Forgotten.

    SEPTEMBER 18, 2009 11:42AM

    By BuffyW


    Topics: travel, family, environment, comedy, belief/religion, loving, laughing, grieving, jack-in-the-box, daisies urns, somber but with humor, novelty urns, urns, ashes, restrictions of language, obituaries

    • 58 Ratings
    • 2552 Views
    • 73 Comments
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    An Erotic Ode to Peeps with Precious Precarious Peep Photos

    APRIL 24, 2011 10:44AM

    By Linda Seccaspina


    Topics: cream, ice cream sandwiches, eggs, cheesecakem happy easter, easter sunday, erotic peeps, easter peeps, peeps, easter, candy, cookies, blogging, blogger, polygamist, calvin klein, brooke shields, chillin, peyton place, puberty, tampax, pms, pooped out, tv ads, peeps lip balm, sexy peeps, sexy, erotic literature, erotic story, food story, food porn, jpop, blog, youtube, video, linda seccaspina, comedy

    • Editor's Pick
    • 58 Ratings
    • 9816 Views
    • 70 Comments
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    How Gay Marriage Will Destroy Civilization

    AUGUST 24, 2010 10:57AM

    By Michelle Motoyoshi


    Topics: cucumbers, coach, fox news pundit, pamela anderson, right, weddings, marriage, sexuality, end of civilization, civilization, vera wang, homosexuality, gay marriage, politics, gay/lesbian, comedy

    • Editor's Pick
    • 58 Ratings
    • 3655 Views
    • 69 Comments
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    Come to Jesus

    AUGUST 3, 2010 1:53PM

    By Monsieur Chariot


    Topics: alcoholism, alcohol, mel gibson rant, mel gibson, vodka, vodka ad campaign, jesus vodka, advertising, belief/religion, gentlemanly, gentleman, comedy, business, economy, design, gossip, make, made

    • Editor's Pick
    • 58 Ratings
    • 5605 Views
    • 54 Comments
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    The Oval Office after-party

    JUNE 16, 2010 10:01AM

    By Amanda Gulledge


    Topics: penn jillette, bristol palin, pope, pat robertson, obama, limbaugh, bill maher, stephen colbert, jon stewart, jeremiah wright, michelle obama, lewis black, george bush, bill clinton, belief/religion, comedy, environment, fiction, gay/lesbian, gossip, politics, bp, oil spill

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