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    American Kitten

    APRIL 20, 2012 12:02PM

    By Kate Mohler


    Topics: sisters, dick clark, american bandstand, love boat, the gong show, kitten, fart, humor

    • 4 Ratings
    • 476 Views
    • 10 Comments
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    Harrods - nothing to-do with Kansas (True story).

    JANUARY 29, 2012 10:07AM

    By CreekEnd UK


    Topics: for+sale, environment, comedy, fart, harrods, not kansas, diamonds, shopping

    • 0 Ratings
    • 87 Views
    • 0 Comments
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    Pig-Swine

    OCTOBER 25, 2011 2:10PM

    By Kate Mohler


    Topics: spank, fart, siblings

    • 1 Ratings
    • 189 Views
    • 1 Comments
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    Ruffle My "O"

    JUNE 8, 2011 11:59AM

    By Kate Mohler


    Topics: orgasm, fart, massage

    • 0 Ratings
    • 319 Views
    • 0 Comments
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    Snark vs. the Weird Farting Trucker Man

    MARCH 15, 2011 9:22PM

    By Snark Dog


    Topics: snark, big story, fart, trucker

    • 1 Ratings
    • 1245 Views
    • 1 Comments
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    Running bottomless on Manhattan streets

    JULY 28, 2010 10:19AM

    By Z BITCH


    Topics: fart, diarreha, potassium, gay, laugh, funny

    • Editor's Pick
    • 13 Ratings
    • 2236 Views
    • 18 Comments
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    Sharing A Private Moment With Jose Canseco

    JUNE 15, 2010 8:58AM

    By Jeff L. Howe


    Topics: fart, bratwurst, jeff howe, milwaukee, baseball, jose canseco, humor

    • 3 Ratings
    • 423 Views
    • 3 Comments
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    YAY! I won my very first FART race!

    APRIL 28, 2010 11:54AM

    By Z BITCH


    Topics: smell, gay, running, gym, fart, funny

    • 0 Ratings
    • 324 Views
    • 0 Comments
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    33rd Good Thing about Unemployment

    APRIL 26, 2010 4:13PM

    By Sheba Marx


    Topics: fart

    • 0 Ratings
    • 245 Views
    • 0 Comments
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    The copier repairman farted.

    MARCH 22, 2010 7:57PM

    By Jeff Sawyer


    Topics: gossip, fart, office behavior

    • 13 Ratings
    • 1725 Views
    • 25 Comments
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    My New Favorite Quote

    JANUARY 29, 2010 10:24AM

    By Stim


    Topics: luther, religion, who does a tag search for "fart?", fart

    • 7 Ratings
    • 1904 Views
    • 12 Comments
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    To people at the public library “So sorry I farted so loud!”

    JANUARY 12, 2010 2:24PM

    By Z BITCH


    Topics: funny, library, fart

    • 2 Ratings
    • 419 Views
    • 0 Comments
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    In Which Santa Knows About My Embarrassing Problem

    DECEMBER 13, 2009 8:14PM

    By Pepper Ellis-Hagebak


    Topics: toys, family, gone with the wind, santa claus, childhood goofs, christmas, wind, scatalogical, fart

    • 6 Ratings
    • 1857 Views
    • 5 Comments
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    To the hot Japanese guy who farted right on my face!!!!!

    OCTOBER 26, 2009 11:10PM

    By Z BITCH


    Topics: funny, fart, uniqlo, japanese, gay

    • 3 Ratings
    • 1029 Views
    • 5 Comments
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    Woe is me, I'm dairy-free

    MAY 26, 2009 9:26PM

    By hrndnwmn


    Topics: conflicted carnivores, vegan, lactose intolerance, dairy, fart, gastrointestinal distress, diet, vegetarian, cheese, food/drink, health

    • 12 Ratings
    • 10164 Views
    • 18 Comments
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    Z is for Zorro!

    APRIL 8, 2009 7:18AM

    By CoyoteOldStyle


    Topics: classic tv, classic television, farting, explosion, fart, new hampshire, childhood, television, comedy, open call, family, true stories, zorro, growing up in the 1960s, z

    • 7 Ratings
    • 1219 Views
    • 6 Comments
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    Farting in Church

    JANUARY 24, 2009 9:11PM

    By Anthony Elmore


    Topics: fart, faith, religion, church, essay

    • 11 Ratings
    • 995 Views
    • 11 Comments
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    And now for something completely different ...

    OCTOBER 2, 2008 12:05AM

    By odetteroulette


    Topics: very bad words, shit, fuck, damn, hell, spit, poop, dookie, fart, bastard, bitch, and so on

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