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    "And Pearls Before Swine"

    MAY 30, 2012 8:00AM

    By Dorien Grey


    Topics: groucho marx, dorothy parker, retorts, humor, open call

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    Quote(s) Of The Day...

    MAY 10, 2012 11:39AM

    By Grey Treed


    Topics: feel good quotes, mitt romney, gay marriage, great quotes, quote of the day, groucho marx, barack obama

    • 1 Ratings
    • 208 Views
    • 1 Comments
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    Funniest Marriage Jokes by Jewish Comedians

    APRIL 19, 2012 10:46PM

    By Francesca Biller


    Topics: henny youngman, rodney dangerfield, groucho marx

    • 3 Ratings
    • 234 Views
    • 9 Comments
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    No Happy Ending for Secret Service Agents

    APRIL 18, 2012 1:58PM

    By Francesca Biller


    Topics: whiskey, ay caramba, ann romney, mitt romney, bill clinton, groucho marx, pley club brothel, james bond, walmart, "boys will be boys", colombia, cartagena, prostitute, president obama, secret agent man, secret service, kate middleton

    • 52 Ratings
    • 1181 Views
    • 67 Comments
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    Why Aren't Men More Outraged by the Oral Contraception Issue

    MARCH 27, 2012 11:22AM

    By john blumenthal


    Topics: condoms, diaphragms, yarmulkas, groucho marx, playing pool with a rope, rick santorum's wife, limbaugh's wife

    • 0 Ratings
    • 261 Views
    • 0 Comments
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    Award Show Acceptance Speeches Worth Remembering

    FEBRUARY 13, 2012 4:06PM

    By prismguard


    Topics: ving rhames, ingrid bergman, michael moore, valentina cortese, sidney poitier, rod steiger, claire bloom, hattie mcdaniel. george clooney, ruth gordon, charlie chaplin, groucho marx, jack lemmon, arrested development, david niven, golden globe awards, academy awards, oscars

    • 1 Ratings
    • 521 Views
    • 1 Comments
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    How The Joy of Sex Was Illustrated

    OCTOBER 31, 2011 8:40AM

    By Lyn LeJeune


    Topics: vichy, gertrude stein, groucho marx, t.s. eliot, joy of sex, wonder, rebirth. art spiegelman, maus, lyn lejeune, elijah rising

    • 18 Ratings
    • 667 Views
    • 19 Comments
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    Can We Please Just Get On With It?

    OCTOBER 5, 2011 5:20PM

    By Amy A


    Topics: groucho marx, sarah palin, michelle bachman, bluto, popeye, alice the goon

    • 0 Ratings
    • 300 Views
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    Believers

    JULY 30, 2011 11:57AM

    By Big Mike Glab


    Topics: holocaust, god, carlos zambrano, albert pujols, chicago cubs, iraq war, george w. bush, wmd, saddam hussein, satan, groucho marx, john f. kennedy, fox news, sarah palin, tea party, global weirding, global warming, debt ceiling, birthers, area 51, marilyn monroe, bobby kennedy, oprah winfrey, rhonda byrne, the secret

    • 1 Ratings
    • 466 Views
    • 5 Comments
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    "Shuddup" is my First Name

    MAY 25, 2011 11:41PM

    By Francesca Biller


    Topics: chi, chinese restaurant, the producers, springtime for hitler, gun, gub, abbot and costello, who's on first, take the money and run, woody allen, japanese jewish, los angeles, psychiatrist, rodney dangerfield, groucho marx, shuddup, francesca biller, open call

    • 9 Ratings
    • 367 Views
    • 14 Comments
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    Gotta laugh, sometimes

    APRIL 11, 2011 1:02PM

    By Lyn LeJeune


    Topics: david foster wallace, alan moore, jerry seinfeld, g.k. chesterton, rita mae brown, voltaire, comedy, humor, groucho marx, george carlin, kurt vonnegut, mark twain, laughter, laugh

    • 3 Ratings
    • 736 Views
    • 6 Comments
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    The First “No” Is the Deepest

    MARCH 10, 2011 12:49PM

    By Cory Frye


    Topics: writing, technology, nostalgia, music, culture, communications, comedy, music, mr. mister, youthful angst, what it was like to grow up in the real 80s, two coreys, toto, they might be giants, stranger in town, nobody but me, no, license to drive, human beinz, groucho marx, corey haim, corey feldman

    • 46 Ratings
    • 1591 Views
    • 58 Comments
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    I HATE Candy Corn

    OCTOBER 27, 2010 11:18AM

    By O'Really?


    Topics: candy corn, halloween, all saints day, reformation day, octomom, pet rock, brachs candy, groucho marx, members only, roller coasters, coke, corn dogs, american idol, jehovah's witnesses, comedy, humor

    • 33 Ratings
    • 698 Views
    • 73 Comments
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    JEWISH JOKE SATURDAY-- 23 Blessings From Rabbi Groucho

    OCTOBER 16, 2010 6:11AM

    By Jonathan Wolfman


    Topics: politics, economy, business, books, comedy, belief/religion, groucho marx

    • 0 Ratings
    • 113 Views
    • 0 Comments
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    “The stockholder of yesterday is the stowaway of today.”

    AUGUST 31, 2010 8:55PM

    By Jeff Sawyer


    Topics: groucho, groucho marx, the marx brothers, fescue, glenn beck, economy

    • 3 Ratings
    • 255 Views
    • 2 Comments
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    70th Good Thing about Unemployment

    APRIL 20, 2010 9:26AM

    By Sheba Marx


    Topics: winston churchill, john f. kennedy, groucho marx

    • 0 Ratings
    • 150 Views
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    I'm against it!

    APRIL 8, 2010 4:35PM

    By Art Lynch


    Topics: open call, government, tea party, oppostition, anthem, republicans, groucho marx

    • 9 Ratings
    • 1121 Views
    • 18 Comments
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    Seeing vs Believing

    FEBRUARY 22, 2010 12:05PM

    By Occam's Taser


    Topics: glenn beck, rachel maddow, cnbc, fox, groucho marx, video, evidence, name calling, mendacity, monday

    • 7 Ratings
    • 486 Views
    • 9 Comments
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    Leave Obama Alone, You Damn DFH’s!

    OCTOBER 16, 2009 5:06PM

    By Mick Arran


    Topics: liberal criticism, healthcare reform, groucho marx, olympia snowe, republicans, obama

    • Editor's Pick
    • 15 Ratings
    • 1741 Views
    • 22 Comments
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    Happy Birthday Calvin Coolidge!

    AUGUST 18, 2009 11:22AM

    By john blumenthal


    Topics: calvin coolidge, roosevelt, jack benny, groucho marx, politics, comedy

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