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    The Rapture: A Guide for the Perplexed

    MAY 20, 2011 9:58AM

    By Greg Correll


    Topics: floating sky pixies with magic powers save us save us, the rapture, heaven, left behind, religion, fundamentalism, stupidity, the endof the world as we know it and i feel fine, the future's so bright i gotta wear shades, time time time see what's become of me as i look around at my possibilities i was so hard to please, long time coming, goodbye to pork pie hat

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    The Fourteenth Commandment

    AUGUST 26, 2010 10:14AM

    By Maria Scrivan


    Topics: cartoon saturday, cartoon, parking, heaven, stay out of god's parking spot

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    • 40 Ratings
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    My Sanctuary. At Last.

    JULY 9, 2010 4:10PM

    By ladyslipper


    Topics: a room of my own, writing, sanctuary, my retreat, my study, old house, fixer-upper, sanctuary, heaven, open call

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    • 76 Ratings
    • 4498 Views
    • 95 Comments
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    What Happens After You Die

    FEBRUARY 19, 2010 3:22AM

    By john blumenthal


    Topics: aunt gladys, heaven, hell, jewish heaven, jewish hell. boiled chicken, caesar's palace, comedians, santa claus, women are hotter, einstein, energy, batteries, purgatory. fecal matter, after-death place, fish, worms, plankton, energizer bunny, gefilte fish, reincarnation

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    • 3378 Views
    • 38 Comments
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    Why I'm going directly to heaven when I die

    FEBRUARY 9, 2009 11:36PM

    By Jeremiah Horrigan


    Topics: belief and religion, catholic church, satire, humor, indulgent behavior, hell, heaven, correctional services, boomers, caboomers

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