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    • 108 Ratings
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    To the Woman on Her Cell Phone in the Chinese Restaurant

    JANUARY 23, 2009 8:40AM

    By Lisa Kern


    Topics: health, comedy, waiter can i have my check now please?, colonoscopy, graphic details i don't want to know, rude people, sarcasm, humor

    • Editor's Pick
    • 105 Ratings
    • 5150 Views
    • 124 Comments
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    How to Publicly Embarrass Yourself Without Even Trying

    APRIL 23, 2009 9:04AM

    By Lisa Kern


    Topics: could it possibly get any worse?, vasovagal syncope, why on earth do they have such big knives?, outback, family, kids, humor, comedy, someone prayed for me, embarrassing situations, dining out, stress, nosebleed, fainting

    • Editor's Pick
    • 100 Ratings
    • 4123 Views
    • 120 Comments
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    10 Things I Wish I'd Said to Obama When I Met Him

    MAY 6, 2011 10:13AM

    By Nikki Stern


    Topics: obama, 9/11, bin laden, humor, comedy, irreverent

    • Editor's Pick
    • 99 Ratings
    • 11339 Views
    • 124 Comments
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    10 Things A Gentleman Must Never Do

    FEBRUARY 10, 2009 12:37PM

    By Monsieur Chariot


    Topics: romance, tt, valentine's day, love, fashion, feminism, fiction, relationships, wealth, style, grooming, gentleman, humor, comedy

    • Editor's Pick
    • 91 Ratings
    • 7044 Views
    • 96 Comments
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    The OS Douchebag of the Week - 3/5/09

    MARCH 5, 2009 10:28AM

    By Sheldon The Wonderhorse


    Topics: douchebags, humor

    • 89 Ratings
    • 358469 Views
    • 128 Comments
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    Eff Off: Celebrity Edition

    JUNE 23, 2009 11:25AM

    By Sheldon The Wonderhorse


    Topics: humor

    • Editor's Pick
    • 88 Ratings
    • 10585 Views
    • 114 Comments
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    A Letter to God on My 47th Birthday

    MARCH 26, 2010 8:52AM

    By Lisa Kern


    Topics: happy birthday to me, it's been hard but there's much to be grateful for, good friends, family, motherhood, still disappointed in congress, the banks need to be grounded, comedy, humor, i know i'm asking here i really spend much more time saying thank you

    • Editor's Pick
    • 87 Ratings
    • 3176 Views
    • 108 Comments
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    Rejection

    OCTOBER 21, 2009 2:00PM

    By marytkelly


    Topics: having enough, joy, humor, husband rejection, boy rejection, literary agent rejection, stuart smalley, life's humbling lessons, rejection

    • Editor's Pick
    • 87 Ratings
    • 5005 Views
    • 99 Comments
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    Can we axe the Axe...please?

    SEPTEMBER 18, 2009 9:45AM

    By Lisa Kern


    Topics: axe, stinky stuff, teenagers, boys, family, humor, comedy, once in awhile i win one

    • Editor's Pick
    • 83 Ratings
    • 7988 Views
    • 68 Comments
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    Facebook Unfriends Forever!

    JUNE 10, 2009 5:39PM

    By Sheldon The Wonderhorse


    Topics: humor

    • 81 Ratings
    • 3039 Views
    • 86 Comments
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    Nobody Tells You

    NOVEMBER 3, 2009 11:24AM

    By O'Really?


    Topics: comedy, humor, errol flynn, breast cancer, phythagoras, google, time passages, al stewart

    • 80 Ratings
    • 2218 Views
    • 209 Comments
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    10 Best Sellers (that have yet to be written) by OS Writers

    MARCH 27, 2010 10:15PM

    By cartouche


    Topics: humor, comedy, lisa kern, stellaa, man talk now, tinkertink69, ablonde, con chapman, kathy riordan, john blumenthal, o'really?, iamsurly

    • 79 Ratings
    • 3109 Views
    • 117 Comments
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    My Top 10 Things About Which I Do Not Give a Fuck

    DECEMBER 28, 2009 6:41AM

    By Floyd Elliot


    Topics: humor, comedy, rant, god who cares, top 10 list, it's 1 to 10 not 10 to 1 you heretics!, tiger wood, charlie sheen, hey why not: megan fucking fox

    • Editor's Pick
    • 78 Ratings
    • 3875 Views
    • 113 Comments
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    Let's Give Up On Obama Now

    JULY 24, 2009 9:13AM

    By Floyd Elliot


    Topics: humor, comedy, satire, obama, healthcare, economy, tax cuts, stimulus, penis jokes!, and ebola jokes, dead heart surgeons

    • 77 Ratings
    • 2654 Views
    • 90 Comments
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    What I Learned AFTER 50

    FEBRUARY 11, 2011 8:03AM

    By cartouche


    Topics: see you later teenagers!, getting old, aarp, ageism, humor, aging

    • 77 Ratings
    • 2191 Views
    • 95 Comments
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    FEAR: The New Normal

    NOVEMBER 6, 2009 8:30AM

    By O'Really?


    Topics: breast cancer, humor, comedy, cyd charisse, google, andy warhol, jackson pollock, i feel pretty, monet

    • Editor's Pick
    • 77 Ratings
    • 4792 Views
    • 108 Comments
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    Dieting and Dangerous Underwear

    JANUARY 1, 2009 2:57PM

    By Lisa Kern


    Topics: new year's, resolutions, dieting, diet, oh lordy i'm fat, too much eggnog, shapewear sins, spandex nearly killed me, weight, weight loss, women, health, humor, comedy

    • 76 Ratings
    • 2049 Views
    • 82 Comments
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    Dear America, I Quit

    NOVEMBER 3, 2010 10:46AM

    By Sheldon The Wonderhorse


    Topics: humor

    • Editor's Pick
    • 75 Ratings
    • 2995 Views
    • 82 Comments
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    Sleeping My Way to the Bottom

    JANUARY 5, 2011 7:10AM

    By O'Really?


    Topics: relationships, humor, comedy, dating, no sex nowhere even near the city

    • 75 Ratings
    • 1804 Views
    • 83 Comments
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    10 Books I Will Never Read

    MARCH 27, 2010 11:14AM

    By O'Really?


    Topics: humor, comedy

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