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    Balsilie Bid Booted

    OCTOBER 2, 2009 12:10PM

    By Lyle Bateman


    Topics: lyle bateman, sports, news, absurd, samuel beckett, canada, hamilton, jim balsillie, nhl, wayne gretzky, phoenix coyotes, hockey

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    A whole lotta Geeky Goodness

    SEPTEMBER 30, 2009 12:39AM

    By Lyle Bateman


    Topics: lyle bateman, absurd, geeky, parody, remix, pop science, universe, cosmos, science, music, rap, stephen hawking, carl sagan

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    • 11 Ratings
    • 2132 Views
    • 28 Comments
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    No Prosecution for Bountiful Love

    SEPTEMBER 28, 2009 2:14PM

    By Lyle Bateman


    Topics: lyle bateman, love, flds, bountiful, polyamory, polygamy

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    • 10 Ratings
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    • 19 Comments
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    It's Official - In Canada, Doughnuts trump Diplomacy

    SEPTEMBER 24, 2009 3:11PM

    By Lyle Bateman


    Topics: lyle bateman, doughnuts, double-double, tim hortons, protest, iran, stephen harper, un, canada

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    • 3 Ratings
    • 1011 Views
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    Madoff a symptom, not a cause

    SEPTEMBER 23, 2009 2:37PM

    By Lyle Bateman


    Topics: economy, meltdown, madoff, ponzi, lyle bateman, cdo, capitalization

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    • 7 Ratings
    • 2569 Views
    • 12 Comments
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    Two out of Three Ain't Bad - Desert Hockey Even More Absurd

    SEPTEMBER 11, 2009 3:59PM

    By Lyle Bateman


    Topics: hockey, phoenix coyotes, wayne gretzky, nhl, jim balsillie, hamilton, canada, samuel beckett, absurd, news, sports, lyle bateman

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    • 7 Ratings
    • 1970 Views
    • 19 Comments
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    Would YOU Take it Personally?

    AUGUST 26, 2009 3:30PM

    By Lyle Bateman


    Topics: hockey, phoenix coyotes, wayne gretzky, nhl, jim balsillie, hamilton, canada, samuel beckett, absurd, news, sports, lyle bateman

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    • 17 Ratings
    • 1610 Views
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    Canadian finally home after Government declares her a fraud

    AUGUST 16, 2009 8:59PM

    By Lyle Bateman


    Topics: lyle bateman, security, policy, government, internation, travel, news, canada

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    • 2 Ratings
    • 1356 Views
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    When Biologists Learn to Knit

    AUGUST 3, 2009 3:41PM

    By Lyle Bateman


    Topics: lyle bateman, knitting, dissection, biology, absurd, weird, parody, comedy, satire

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    • 15 Ratings
    • 2365 Views
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    Supreme Court of Canada Rules in Favour of Stealing Souls

    JULY 24, 2009 12:35PM

    By Lyle Bateman


    Topics: comedy, satire, parody, news, canada, alberta, lyle bateman, id, identification, security, driver's licence

    • Editor's Pick
    • 9 Ratings
    • 1685 Views
    • 20 Comments
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    Aerosmith gets Old

    JULY 17, 2009 11:06AM

    By Lyle Bateman


    Topics: music, culture, arts, commentary, satire, parody, comedy, lyle bateman

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    • 8 Ratings
    • 5305 Views
    • 15 Comments
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    Dumpster Baby: the Abandonment of the Modern PC

    JULY 15, 2009 1:35PM

    By Lyle Bateman


    Topics: lyle bateman, history, gui, os, geeky, technology, science, computers

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    • 4 Ratings
    • 3167 Views
    • 7 Comments
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    The Exciting Future of Magnetic Tape

    JULY 6, 2009 1:39PM

    By Lyle Bateman


    Topics: computers, science, technology, atomic age, history, geeky, lyle bateman

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    • 24 Ratings
    • 4730 Views
    • 18 Comments
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    The case for arresting journalists

    JUNE 10, 2009 4:39AM

    By Lyle Bateman


    Topics: news, current events, journalism, detention, lyle bateman

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    • 9 Ratings
    • 1254 Views
    • 20 Comments
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    Constitutional Crisis: Canadian Style

    JUNE 3, 2009 10:05AM

    By Lyle Bateman


    Topics: canada, constitution, politics, lyle bateman, harper, governor general, prime minister, coalition

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    • 17 Ratings
    • 4664 Views
    • 51 Comments
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    Have you had your seal heart today?

    MAY 27, 2009 9:33AM

    By Lyle Bateman


    Topics: lyle bateman, nunavut, inuit, peta, seal hunt, politics, queen, governor general, news, canada

    • Editor's Pick
    • 14 Ratings
    • 2370 Views
    • 35 Comments
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    Caesar Canadanus

    MAY 14, 2009 7:38AM

    By Lyle Bateman


    Topics: lyle bateman, comedy, news, satire, anniversary, drinks, alcohol, booze, canada

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    • 7 Ratings
    • 1988 Views
    • 6 Comments
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    People take Stephen Colbert at face value? -UPDATED

    APRIL 28, 2009 7:39PM

    By Lyle Bateman


    Topics: lyle bateman, news, satire, comedy

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