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- 685 Views
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May is National Masturbation Month
MAY 1, 2012 7:39PM
Topics: masturbation, sex education, sex, politics, health, family, belief/religion
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- 388 Views
- 16 Comments
Please Use A Rubber When You Jack Off - Sincerely, God.
FEBRUARY 21, 2012 11:13AM
Topics: bible, masturbation, contraception, genesis, wrong, interpretation, correctly-interpreted.com, onan, er, judah, tamar, lerevite law, jewish law, old testament, belief/religion, comedy, feminism, politics, news, science, technology
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- Editor's Pick
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- 21 Comments
You Mustn't Flog the Dolphin in Pakistan
NOVEMBER 18, 2011 2:22PM
Topics: a very stupid blog, peta, cruelty to animals, spank the monkey, choke the chicken, euphemisms, masturbation, women, men
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- 993 Views
- 44 Comments
MASTURBATE? YOU'RE GAY!!!! UNLESS YOUR WIFE IS IN THE ROOM!
OCTOBER 24, 2011 7:41PM
Topics: religion, masturbation, your mom rocks, you are gay, so am i, belief/religion, family
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- 1605 Views
- 19 Comments
Bestiality Or Just Good Parenting?
AUGUST 18, 2011 10:13AM
Topics: bestiality, bulldogs need love too, dogs, masturbation, go ask alice, open+call
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- 7062 Views
- 52 Comments
Introducing the new Masturphone™
JULY 13, 2011 3:10PM
Topics: design, cartoon saturday, cartoon+saturday, iphone, apple, satire, romance, tt, pressed flowers, victorian era, fashion, fiction, relationships, wealth, style, gentleman, cellphone etiquette, ibanana technologies, masturbation, masturphone, cellphone technology, i hate cellphones, cellphone, cell phone, humor, comedy, open+call
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- 1021 Views
- 0 Comments
Michele Bachmann: Bikini or Nude?
JUNE 15, 2011 5:48PM
Topics: politics, tete a tete, swedish bikini team, sex, rick santorum, republican, planned parenthood, pat robertson, minnesota, michelle bachmann bikini, michele bachmann wet t-shirt, michele bachmann panties, michele bachmann nude, michele bachmann, masturbation, marge simpson porn, june cleaver, fema concentration camps, anthony weiner
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- 290 Views
- 10 Comments
Walk For Self-Abuse Shines Light on Guilty Secret
MAY 21, 2011 10:46AM
Topics: humor, spoof, comedy, satire, masturbation
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- 254 Views
- 3 Comments
Clustershock
MAY 16, 2011 2:32AM
Topics: open+call, psychology, alcohol, drunk, sex, masturbation, menstruation, quakes, tremor, richter scale, geology, oceanography, tagajo, ocean, nuclear meltdown, nuclear power, seismologists, geography, climate science, earthquake, kanto, yokohama, tokyo, travel, science, technology, news, health, feminism, environment, comedy, economy, business, belief/religion, open call, tohoku, miyagi, sendai, fukushima, japan, tsunami
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- 744 Views
- 0 Comments
Southern Conversatives Reveal Their "Family Values"
MARCH 4, 2011 12:53PM
Topics: conservative hypocrisy, masturbation, sexuality, grant storms, tom whatley
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- Editor's Pick
- 2670 Views
- 23 Comments
Breaking news: Young, unmarried women are easier than ever
MARCH 3, 2011 12:50PM
Topics: sex, relationships, dating, casual sex, gender roles, women, men, cohabitation, college, career, marriage, porn, commitment, divorce, financial independence, charlie sheen, sexual power, power, masturbation, putting out, husbands
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- 573 Views
- 12 Comments
Battle Lines Drawn as Onanists Seek Right to Marry Selves
JANUARY 20, 2011 11:36AM
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- 419 Views
- 6 Comments
The Best Non-Sex Ever – Follow Up
DECEMBER 2, 2010 9:00PM
Topics: orgasm, masturbation, lubricants, kinky sex
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- 1131 Views
- 3 Comments
Christine O'Donnell Absolutely Does NOT Have Sex With Her Boyfriend When He Stays Overnight. Nuh-uh.
OCTOBER 13, 2010 6:59PM
Topics: senate, election 2010, liars, hypocrisy, premarital, masturbation, sex, liars, hypocrisy, republican, teashirts, tea party, delaware, christine o'donnell
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- 425 Views
- 0 Comments
Slouching Towards Irrelevance
OCTOBER 2, 2010 11:28AM
Topics: democrats, gop, pandering, prostitution, witchcraft, masturbation, corporatism, clinton, obama, tea party, elections, christine o'donnell
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- 1829 Views
- 31 Comments
"If You Stroke It They Will Come," Christine O'Donnell
SEPTEMBER 24, 2010 2:05PM
Topics: did jesus masturbate?, jerry springer, charlton heston, trinity broadcast network, 700 club, stress relief, i can't believe it's not butter, christine o'donnell, masturbation, satire, humor
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- 2261 Views
- 61 Comments
Bwitches, Bears, Bird Brains and Airheads
SEPTEMBER 22, 2010 2:52PM
Topics: lilly ledbetter act, masturbation, religious right, founding fathers, constitution, christine o’donnell, sharron angle, michele bachmann, obamacare, woman suffrage, mama grizzlies, feminism, politics, sarah palin
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- 425 Views
- 5 Comments
In O’Donnell, Delaware would get what it deserves
SEPTEMBER 20, 2010 6:15PM
Topics: belief/religion, politics, witchcraft, witch, wingnuttery, wingnut, stupidity, sarah palin, republican tea party, republican party, politics, o'donnell, masturbation, man-pants, joe biden, freedom of religion, first amendment, delaware, crackpot, christine o'donnell, chris coons
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- 262 Views
- 0 Comments
Religious Literacy, 2010
SEPTEMBER 20, 2010 5:43PM
Topics: doctrine, masturbation, sex, primaries, bible, puritanism, tea party, politics, gay/lesbian, belief/religion
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- 931 Views
- 42 Comments
O'Donnell Self Love ... Any Statute of Limitations?
SEPTEMBER 17, 2010 1:16PM
Topics: youthful hubris, masturbation, chris coons, christine o'donnell
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