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    Mustang Sally Talks to Mr. Mustard (an homage) (update)

    AUGUST 4, 2009 9:51AM

    By fingerlakeswanderer


    Topics: mr. mustard, lyrics, something silly, an homage

    • 26 Ratings
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    Why I am Proud on the Fourth: “Even Ugly Deserves a Home!”

    JULY 4, 2009 11:54AM

    By BuffyW


    Topics: 2008 competition, recap, comedy, gluttony, kidneys, home shopping network, cranberries, what not to do, televsion waistland, espn, holiday, mr. mustard, mustard, shove them in as fast as you can, hot dog buns, national food, ugliness, barf, chestnuts, kobayashi, open call, fourth of july, nathan's hot dog eating contest

    • 41 Ratings
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    • 62 Comments
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    Petition to The Universe on Mr. Mustard's Behalf

    JUNE 1, 2009 3:38PM

    By MiddleAgedWomanBlogging


    Topics: love, belief and religion, books, petition to the universe, suicide, mr. mustard, cartouche, moi, elizabeth gilbert, eat, pray, editors, cover, please sign

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