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    Surly's Guide to Valentine's Day Gifts

    FEBRUARY 13, 2011 2:53PM

    By iamsurly


    Topics: open+call, valentine's day, underwear roses, uncomfortable lingerie, see's candies, pity sex, oh hell no neither of us wants to see me in that, mystic fire topaz, kinky sex scratchers, kama sutra, joy of sex, creepy stuffed animals, clowns and mimes are not for valentines day, chocolate body paint, worst valentine's day ever

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    It Sucks To Be My Husband

    AUGUST 26, 2009 7:24PM

    By iamsurly


    Topics: smart cars are not stud cars, players don't shop at target, mystic fire topaz, my poor husband, hong kong fooey, shaun cassidy

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