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    North Pool Meltdown: Santa Plans Move to Hong Kong*

    DECEMBER 23, 2011 2:06PM

    By Daniel Rigney


    Topics: xmas inc., xmasinc. xmas, travel, television, technology, science, gossip, fiction, business, economy, comedy, belief/religion, daniel rigney, danagram, open call, elf taverns, santa's elves, reinbot, reindeer, global warming, climate change, santa meme, santa icon, unions, toy sector, toy workers, toy industry, china labor market, hong kong, north pool meltdown, north pool, north pole, christie claus, congratulations matthew and beloit grads!, inquiring minds, tabloid media, tabloid television, salacious, intimate, executive christmas bonuses, corporate conservatives, human rights law, child labor, parody, satire, business parody, business satire, mrs. claus, santa claus, commercialization of christmas

    • 0 Ratings
    • 174 Views
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    Meet Me Under The Mistletoe

    DECEMBER 20, 2011 3:55PM

    By Kim McCully-Mobley


    Topics: ozarks, santa claus, north pole, aurora, owp, dsi, nwp

    • Editor's Pick
    • 35 Ratings
    • 1514 Views
    • 36 Comments
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    My truth about Santa

    DECEMBER 19, 2011 10:22AM

    By Alysa Salzberg


    Topics: the truth about santa, open call, family, divorce, santa, christmas, belief, prolonging the magic, elves, north pole

    • Editor's Pick
    • 3 Ratings
    • 611 Views
    • 6 Comments
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    Et Tu, Rudolph?

    NOVEMBER 28, 2011 1:53PM

    By Phil Johnson


    Topics: santa, rudolph, occupy wall street, north pole, elves, christmas, cartoon saturday

    • Editor's Pick
    • 5 Ratings
    • 1140 Views
    • 3 Comments
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    North Pool Meltdown: Santa Plans Move to Hong Kong

    MAY 17, 2011 1:50AM

    By Daniel Rigney


    Topics: commercialization of christmas, santa claus, mrs. claus, business satire, business parody, satire, parody, child labor, human rights law, corporate conservatives, executive christmas bonuses, intimate, salacious, tabloid television, tabloid media, inquiring minds, congratulations matthew and beloit grads!, christie claus, north pole, north pool, north pool meltdown, hong kong, china labor market, toy industry, toy workers, toy sector, unions, santa icon, santa meme, climate change, global warming, reindeer, reinbot, santa's elves, elf taverns, open call, danagram, daniel rigney, belief/religion, comedy, economy, business, fiction, gossip, science, technology, television, travel, xmasinc. xmas, xmas inc.

    • 0 Ratings
    • 281 Views
    • 1 Comments
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    If global warming exists, why is it so cold?

    MARCH 29, 2011 3:53PM

    By Meredith D'One


    Topics: global warming, ecology, earth, weather, north pole, south pole

    • 13 Ratings
    • 727 Views
    • 19 Comments
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    A Christmas Peril (seasonal poem)

    DECEMBER 8, 2010 12:29PM

    By Kent Pitman


    Topics: north pole, ice, melting, christmas, the night before christmas, a christmas carol, climate change, global warming, poem, poetry, political

    • 30 Ratings
    • 1625 Views
    • 46 Comments
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    Aqua: A Christmas Peril† (updated poem)

    DECEMBER 23, 2009 9:36AM

    By Kent Pitman


    Topics: warning, prediction, christmas future, christmas present, christmas past, political, poetry, poem, updated, global warming, climate change, a christmas carol, the night before christmas, christmas, melting, ice, north pole, color, colour

    • 0 Ratings
    • 764 Views
    • 0 Comments
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    Shrink Explains Dangers of "North Pole Syndrome"

    DECEMBER 20, 2009 3:13PM

    By carnie


    Topics: travel, mental illness, santa claus, north pole, psychiatrist

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