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    • 4 Ratings
    • 381 Views
    • 6 Comments
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    Gloom, despair and agony on me.

    JANUARY 20, 2012 6:10PM

    By rwnutjob


    Topics: open call, ouch, damn, oh crap, moan, sore, old, beat up

    • 15 Ratings
    • 549 Views
    • 15 Comments
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    Playing with the Sun: An afternoon going up a hill...

    NOVEMBER 18, 2011 2:24AM

    By Tinkerertink69


    Topics: going up a hill, falling on my way down, whee, ouch, hi sun, nature porn, environment

    • 14 Ratings
    • 735 Views
    • 24 Comments
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    PAPER CUT

    NOVEMBER 11, 2011 1:13AM

    By Cathy GF


    Topics: poetry, stream, poetic form, pain, hindsight, perspective, ouch

    • 30 Ratings
    • 793 Views
    • 45 Comments
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    OCCUPY! MY BACK YARD! GRIF AND I GO PROTESTING!

    OCTOBER 14, 2011 6:04PM

    By Tinkerertink69


    Topics: politics, hello, i stuck, help, my butt, ouch, teehee

    • 12 Ratings
    • 812 Views
    • 17 Comments
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    Random Thoughts on Painful Playoffs

    OCTOBER 8, 2011 6:08AM

    By AtHomePilgrim


    Topics: baseball, october baseball, playoff baseball, maalox baseball, rip phillies, rip season, rip hopes and dreams, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, if i said that last year ended with a whimper what did this year end with, ouch

    • 29 Ratings
    • 880 Views
    • 34 Comments
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    I just miss ya'll

    FEBRUARY 8, 2011 2:18PM

    By fernsy


    Topics: ouch, viruses, mia, thanks for all the lovely pm's, longing, pics not of me but

    • Editor's Pick
    • 12 Ratings
    • 451 Views
    • 15 Comments
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    Christmas in my Car

    DECEMBER 20, 2010 10:42PM

    By Raymond Roske


    Topics: st. simons island, ouch, new jersey turnpike, christmas, memoir, girlfriend from hell, life stories, holiday from hell

    • 29 Ratings
    • 750 Views
    • 38 Comments
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    I Survived!

    OCTOBER 29, 2010 9:21AM

    By Lunchlady 2


    Topics: oww, ouch, crap, shoot, dang-it

    • 7 Ratings
    • 596 Views
    • 10 Comments
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    Please Officer, It's Not What It Looks Like...

    OCTOBER 21, 2010 8:17PM

    By Graham Sale


    Topics: where's my ace hardware man?, ouch, can i get your digits?, have you lost weight?, a thousand pardons, oops, prevert, i'm not a social deviant, officer you are making a mistake, hey-nany-nany, you be lookin' mighty fine, admiration society, peeping tom

    • 17 Ratings
    • 511 Views
    • 26 Comments
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    Out o Commission

    MAY 7, 2010 8:48PM

    By Charlie Thornton


    Topics: ouch

    • 34 Ratings
    • 956 Views
    • 38 Comments
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    Worse than Foreclosure? How about the Birds and the Bees...

    FEBRUARY 2, 2010 3:20AM

    By Sparking


    Topics: animals, belief/religion, comedy, family, feminism, health, open call, the sex talk!, ouch, birds and bees

    • 1 Ratings
    • 754 Views
    • 0 Comments
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    Toes!

    JANUARY 22, 2010 12:07PM

    By SC2009


    Topics: mother, mom, laugh, smile, empathy, competition, ouch, bruise, blood, hurt, bang, toes

    • 7 Ratings
    • 643 Views
    • 12 Comments
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    Zumba-ha-ha!

    JANUARY 6, 2010 8:31PM

    By A~Muse


    Topics: ouch, pain, dance, exercise, work-out, fitness concepts, fitness

    • 1 Ratings
    • 360 Views
    • 1 Comments
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    Clueless Men

    OCTOBER 23, 2009 12:30PM

    By SC2009


    Topics: hurt, blood, men, man, husband, father, mother, mom, funny, humor, laugh, smile, entertain, happy, bandaid, injury, injured, ouch

    • Editor's Pick
    • 42 Ratings
    • 3311 Views
    • 66 Comments
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    I Ain't Got No Jokes. I Got Problems.

    OCTOBER 16, 2009 1:07PM

    By Jodi Kasten


    Topics: you're a daisy if ya do!, i'm your huckleberry, don't let them get you brother you're the one, i need nyquil but the line was too long, ouch, why do i always type flue when i mean flu

    • 1 Ratings
    • 587 Views
    • 1 Comments
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    In Which I Ponder The Krazy-Glued Willy

    AUGUST 6, 2009 9:30PM

    By Pepper Ellis-Hagebak


    Topics: ouch, violence against men, krazy glued penis, super glue, women's rights, cheating spouses

    • 15 Ratings
    • 1393 Views
    • 14 Comments
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    Lost manuscript reveals author's shameful fetish

    AUGUST 6, 2009 6:20PM

    By "Hello," she lied


    Topics: naughty bits, fishnet stockings, fetish, lurid, shocking, raunchy, mascochism, sadism, 'ho, ho', ouch, yikes, pants weasel, guttersnipe, trollop, floosie, harlot, limerick, literature, poetry, undisciplined, discipline, bondage, hard porn, soft porn, porn, erotica, chains, ropes, dirty thursday

    • 20 Ratings
    • 797 Views
    • 24 Comments
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    Vegas... here come the avatar people.

    JULY 15, 2009 6:06PM

    By BuffyW


    Topics: vegas, bikinis, hot, ouch, don't forget the flip-flops, avatar peopple

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