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    After Dark

    FEBRUARY 26, 2012 12:17PM

    By Alys


    Topics: afraid of the dark, spiders, rats, raccoons, opposums, gardening, environment, animals

    • 1 Ratings
    • 137 Views
    • 1 Comments
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    Say It Ain't So: Rats in the Basement

    FEBRUARY 25, 2012 7:53PM

    By Jan Wilberg


    Topics: rats, sons, mother, gratitude, adoption

    • 1 Ratings
    • 348 Views
    • 2 Comments
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    Focus On The Family: Tim Tebow Does Rat Abortions- John 3 16

    JANUARY 15, 2012 4:47PM

    By Justin Slothwright


    Topics: john 3:16, rat stew, rats, gay/lesbian, superbowl, rick santorum, satire, football humor, football, tom brady, james dobson, pat buchanan, right to life, right to choose, abortions, focus on the family, fotf, tim tebow, humor, sports, politics, comedy

    • 1 Ratings
    • 248 Views
    • 2 Comments
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    Hanging At The Hobbit Trailer Park For The Winter Solstice

    DECEMBER 22, 2011 12:40PM

    By Justin Slothwright


    Topics: more rats, yeah, wtf, a womans right to choose, abortion rights, ron paul, tim tebow, lord of the rings, hobbits, beer, microbrews, rats, fiction, movies, sports, comedy

    • 2 Ratings
    • 282 Views
    • 1 Comments
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    Barry Bonds Gives Free Shipping On Rat Purchases, GOP Reacts

    DECEMBER 16, 2011 9:08PM

    By Justin Slothwright


    Topics: santorum, romney, ron paul, rick santorum, mitt romney, gop debate, republican debate, free shipping friday, free shipping, rats, baseball, satire, animals, fiction, sports, politics, comedy

    • 1 Ratings
    • 718 Views
    • 1 Comments
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    Adam Carolla Gives A Hazing To The Hipster Douches

    DECEMBER 2, 2011 1:35PM

    By Justin Slothwright


    Topics: yeah!, free food, fried rats, rat vomit, more rats, rats, pumpkin ale, adam carolla, ass douches, ows, occupy wall street, satire, politics, comedy

    • 1 Ratings
    • 212 Views
    • 1 Comments
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    Fall Back On A Rat And Leave The Atomic Clock Alone

    NOVEMBER 6, 2011 8:22PM

    By Justin Slothwright


    Topics: hipsters, pumpkin ale, rats, correct time, atomic clock, time change, fall back, daylight savings time, humor, comedy

    • 7 Ratings
    • 213 Views
    • 9 Comments
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    If You Had One Question

    NOVEMBER 5, 2011 11:05PM

    By Spike The Chicken


    Topics: rats, laundry, angels, metaphysical musings

    • 3 Ratings
    • 283 Views
    • 4 Comments
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    All I Got Was A Rat, A Happy Halloween Love Story

    OCTOBER 31, 2011 3:15PM

    By Justin Slothwright


    Topics: happy halloween, candy, pumpkin carving, hipsters, pumpin ale, rats, halloween, comedy

    • 2 Ratings
    • 6922 Views
    • 4 Comments
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    Throwing Up Rats In Talledega With Tim Tebow

    OCTOBER 23, 2011 7:20PM

    By Justin Slothwright


    Topics: comedy, fiction, sports, talledega, nascar, denver broncos, broncos, miami dolphins, dolphins, broncos vs dolphins, rats, vomit, pumpkin ale, football, flipper

    • 2 Ratings
    • 4187 Views
    • 4 Comments
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    The World Series Of Pumpkin Seeds And Rats

    OCTOBER 23, 2011 2:39PM

    By Justin Slothwright


    Topics: slothwright sundays, hipsters, pumpkin carving contest, pumpkin seeds, rats, halloween, st louis cardinals, baseball, world series, pumpkin carving, fiction, comedy, animals

    • 0 Ratings
    • 229 Views
    • 0 Comments
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    DIY Halloween for the Non-Crafty Person

    OCTOBER 21, 2011 2:18PM

    By TheSucculentWife


    Topics: rats, bats, spiders, pumpkin, trick or treat, kids, easy, projects, crafts, halloween

    • 8 Ratings
    • 910 Views
    • 20 Comments
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    Occupy The Sewer

    OCTOBER 16, 2011 6:26PM

    By Justin Slothwright


    Topics: occupy wall street, ows, rats, fiction, comedy, animals, news, politics

    • 10 Ratings
    • 479 Views
    • 12 Comments
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    Autumn Lament: A Chilling Sonnet

    SEPTEMBER 17, 2011 8:12AM

    By AtHomePilgrim


    Topics: sumer is agoin out lhude lament cucco, i hate socks, hate, hate, hate, hate, did i mention i don't like socks, to annie and rom p and sheepie and all you other autumn lovers i hope you're happy, chill in the air and it ain't the beer, rats

    • 14 Ratings
    • 3983 Views
    • 29 Comments
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    Save Lives And Money! Adopt A Pe(s)t

    JUNE 2, 2011 12:17PM

    By littlewillie


    Topics: won't you open your heart today and adopt a pest?, humor, satire, spiders, moths, ants, pygmy hippos, gerbils, rats, mice, cats, dogs

    • 25 Ratings
    • 4200 Views
    • 54 Comments
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    Hunger Strike

    MAY 25, 2011 8:39AM

    By Susie Lindau


    Topics: blogger, blogging, blog, story, short story, wednesday fiction, photography, open+call, fiction, environment, pets, pregnancy, jacobson's organ, rats, mice, rabbits, vertebrate, mammals, cats, dogs, news, science, animals, reptiles, snakes

    • 26 Ratings
    • 736 Views
    • 31 Comments
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    The Epic Battle with Spike the Rat

    APRIL 28, 2011 8:11AM

    By scanner


    Topics: rats, 4/28/201, fiction friday

    • 33 Ratings
    • 884 Views
    • 53 Comments
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    Could Cap'n Crunch Become the Next Pied Piper for Berkeley?

    APRIL 7, 2011 10:46AM

    By Linda Seccaspina


    Topics: animals, lemony snickets, berkeley, amoeba records, telegraph avenue, music, blog, video, youtube, blogger, blogging, anger, food not bombs, pied piper, cap'n crunch, count chocula, an francisco bay, quaker, facebook, rats, people's park, ben and the rats, food

    • 19 Ratings
    • 538 Views
    • 24 Comments
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    Living With Rats

    MARCH 30, 2011 12:32PM

    By I Love Life


    Topics: rats, home life, attempt at humor, i would like my writing to be critiqued

    • 35 Ratings
    • 1643 Views
    • 47 Comments
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    Rats

    MARCH 28, 2011 9:01PM

    By Alysa Salzberg


    Topics: paris, history, rats, animals, language, books, firmin by sam savage, france, culture

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