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    • 49 Ratings
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    Introducing the new Masturphone™

    JULY 13, 2011 3:10PM

    By Monsieur Chariot


    Topics: design, cartoon saturday, cartoon+saturday, iphone, apple, satire, romance, tt, pressed flowers, victorian era, fashion, fiction, relationships, wealth, style, gentleman, cellphone etiquette, ibanana technologies, masturbation, masturphone, cellphone technology, i hate cellphones, cellphone, cell phone, humor, comedy, open+call

    • Editor's Pick
    • 56 Ratings
    • 2368 Views
    • 75 Comments
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    Cherished Handwritten Notes

    JUNE 17, 2011 1:12PM

    By Monsieur Chariot


    Topics: open+call, comedy, humor, the chariot foundation at shush castle, chariot institute, letter writing, handwriting, handwritten, handwritten notes, calligraphy, gentleman, mortifying disclosures, style, wealth, relationships, fiction, feminism, fashion, love, paris, parisian, mental illness, victorian era, pressed flowers, tt, romance

    • 43 Ratings
    • 2143 Views
    • 66 Comments
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    A Life in Pictures (pt 2)

    JUNE 13, 2011 12:26PM

    By Monsieur Chariot


    Topics: romance, tt, photo albums, youth, badminton, shuttlecock, student life, pressed flowers, laudanum, warburg's tincture, marriage, notre dame, cafe de flore, divorce, arson, victorian era, childhood, parents, mental illness, growing up, france, love, fashion, feminism, fiction, relationships, wealth, style, grooming, mortifying disclosures, gentleman, child murders, maison des libellules, libellules, switzerland, chariot institute, the chariot foundation at shush castle, humor, comedy, open+call

    • 43 Ratings
    • 2586 Views
    • 77 Comments
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    A Life in Pictures (pt 1)

    MAY 16, 2011 11:27AM

    By Monsieur Chariot


    Topics: open+call, comedy, humor, the chariot foundation at shush castle, chariot institute, switzerland, libellules, maison des libellules, governess, bois de boulogne, child murders, gentleman, mortifying disclosures, grooming, style, wealth, relationships, fiction, feminism, fashion, love, france, growing up, mental illness, parents, childhood, victorian era, photo albums, tt, romance

    • Editor's Pick
    • 37 Ratings
    • 2527 Views
    • 74 Comments
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    Les Netfliques recherchés*

    MARCH 31, 2011 9:00AM

    By Monsieur Chariot


    Topics: la, slacker, stoner, bowling, the dude, jeff bridges, john goodman, yellow aviators, steve buscemi, tara reid, phillip seymour hoffman, julianne moore, feminist, john turturro, ben gazarra, porn impressario, the nihilists, david thewlis, sam elliot, white russian cocktail, marijuana, joint, jackie o, studio 54, smash his camera (2010), hbo documentary, paparazzo, paparazzi, ron galella, documentary, marlon brando, film reviews, gentlemen, top hat, sex, tt, goodbye again (1961), anatole litvak, françoise sagan, aimez-vous brahms, ingrid bergman, yves montaud, anthony perkins, diahann carroll, relationships, paris, extramarital affair, philanderer, cougar, may-december romance, comedy, movies, movie reviews, antichrist (2009), lars von trier, willem dafoe, charlotte gainsbourg, psychiatry, madness, horror, violence, marriage, hopelessness, the big lebowski (1998)

    • Editor's Pick
    • 75 Ratings
    • 2762 Views
    • 89 Comments
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    Have Yourself a Merry Little Apocalypse

    DECEMBER 20, 2010 7:11PM

    By Monsieur Chariot


    Topics: news, fiction, tt, manners, holiday from hell, open call, passion, fall in love, love, vivacity, depression, bombs, snuggie, camouflage, holocaust, self-destruction, self-destructiveness, bacchanalia, rage, vengeance, scapegoats, mobs, lynching, veils, masks, disguise, madness, anxiety, fear, poise, style, panic button, panic, flaming cocktails, absinthe, sackcloth and ashes, bunker, cocktail party, post-apocalyptic world, revolution, doom and gloom, gun owners, liberals, homosexuals, abortionists, muslims, politics, comedy, civilization, the end of the world, destruction, apocalypse

    • Editor's Pick
    • 52 Ratings
    • 2702 Views
    • 58 Comments
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    Cinema for the Indisposed

    NOVEMBER 29, 2010 8:53PM

    By Monsieur Chariot


    Topics: tt, relationships, romance, sex, top hat, gentlemen, film reviews, it's complicated (2010), far from the madding crowd (1967), edge of darkness (2010), last year at marienbad (1961), cinema, invalid, sick, housebound, illness, loneliness, movie reviews, movies, comedy, meryl streep, alec baldwin, steve martin, nancy meyers, alain resnais, alain robbe-grillet, delphine seyrig, giorgio albertazzi, sacha pitoeff, john schelsinger, thomas hardy, julie christie, peter finch, alan bates, terence stamp, mel gibson, ray winstone, danny huston, oksana grigorieva

    • Editor's Pick
    • 57 Ratings
    • 2966 Views
    • 92 Comments
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    Salt in the Wound

    JULY 29, 2010 10:07AM

    By Monsieur Chariot


    Topics: gossip, fashion, comedy, stunt women, stunt men, die another day, madonna, kill bill, la femme nikita, tt, movie review, film review, gentlemen, action films, violence against women, feminism, violence, phillip noyce, chiwetel ejiofor, liev schreiber, salt, angelina jolie

    • 61 Ratings
    • 2367 Views
    • 67 Comments
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    Out of Joint

    JULY 16, 2010 4:26PM

    By Monsieur Chariot


    Topics: comedy, movies, pinkies, movie reviews, loneliness, love, singlehood, cinema, angels and insects (1995), mark rylance, patsy kensit, morpho eugenia, a. s. byatt, secret ceremony (1968), elizabeth taylor, mia farrow, robert mitchum, joseph losey, to each his own (1946), olivia de havilland, john lund, roland culver, perfume: the story of a murderer (2006), dustin hoffman, alan rickman, ben whishaw, rachel hurd-wood, das parfum, patrick süskind, film reviews, gentlemen, politesse, manners, top hat, sex, romance, relationships, tt

    • Editor's Pick
    • 76 Ratings
    • 6769 Views
    • 79 Comments
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    The Horror of Children

    OCTOBER 27, 2009 1:11PM

    By Monsieur Chariot


    Topics: tt, halloween movies, slasher films, british children, child actors, horror movies, comedy

    • Editor's Pick
    • 59 Ratings
    • 3661 Views
    • 82 Comments
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    Love, Destiny and Other Appointments

    SEPTEMBER 19, 2009 10:09AM

    By Monsieur Chariot


    Topics: open call, genteel, martini, scarf, chiffon, leopard-print, restraining order, hollywood, starbucks, toupee, hairpiece, bus, bubble gum, chewing gum, comedy, humor, gentleman, grooming, style, wealth, relationships, fiction, feminism, fashion, love, tt, romance

    • Editor's Pick
    • 67 Ratings
    • 7105 Views
    • 106 Comments
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    Cinema for the Lonely

    JULY 1, 2009 8:33AM

    By Monsieur Chariot


    Topics: tt, relationships, romance, sex, top hat, gentlemen, film reviews, soupçons / the staircase (2004), mimic (1997), ma mère (2004), les revenants / they came back (2004), antonioni's l'avventura (1960), cinema, singlehood, loneliness, movie reviews, movies, comedy

    • 36 Ratings
    • 2282 Views
    • 44 Comments
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    Rock out with the Monsieur!

    MARCH 7, 2009 4:20PM

    By Monsieur Chariot


    Topics: gentleman, rock, style, wealth, relationships, love, tt, romance, passion

    • Editor's Pick
    • 63 Ratings
    • 3963 Views
    • 70 Comments
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    Be Gay! Extravagant! Outrageous!

    FEBRUARY 19, 2009 10:17PM

    By Monsieur Chariot


    Topics: favorite movie, romance, tt, love, fashion, feminism, oscar, academy awards, french, relationships, wealth, style, musical comedy, sex, gentleman, open call, movies

    • Editor's Pick
    • 71 Ratings
    • 11354 Views
    • 83 Comments
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    The (Adult) Language Of Flowers

    FEBRUARY 13, 2009 5:49PM

    By Monsieur Chariot


    Topics: comedy, humor, gentleman, style, relationships, feminism, fashion, love, valentine's day, tt, romance, lifestyle, gossip

    • Editor's Pick
    • 99 Ratings
    • 11339 Views
    • 124 Comments
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    10 Things A Gentleman Must Never Do

    FEBRUARY 10, 2009 12:37PM

    By Monsieur Chariot


    Topics: romance, tt, valentine's day, love, fashion, feminism, fiction, relationships, wealth, style, grooming, gentleman, humor, comedy

    • Editor's Pick
    • 60 Ratings
    • 4193 Views
    • 71 Comments
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    Medieval Shellphones

    JANUARY 15, 2009 2:54PM

    By Monsieur Chariot


    Topics: technology, comedy, communication, cellphones, art, tt

    • Editor's Pick
    • 58 Ratings
    • 3535 Views
    • 64 Comments
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    A Solstice Swoon

    JANUARY 2, 2009 1:27PM

    By Monsieur Chariot


    Topics: tt, fiction, depression, anxiety, poetry, horror, comedy, winter, fear

    • Editor's Pick
    • 18 Ratings
    • 2820 Views
    • 24 Comments
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    Childbirth Choices

    AUGUST 19, 2008 12:09PM

    By Madeleine Powers


    Topics: feminism, choice, homebirth, birth, tt, tabletalk, waterbirth

    • Editor's Pick
    • 32 Ratings
    • 3504 Views
    • 40 Comments
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    My Shocking $7,500 "Tip!"

    AUGUST 18, 2008 12:30PM

    By Monsieur Chariot


    Topics: money, fashion, comedy, design, family, fiction, tippem, tt

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