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- 2014 Views
- 45 Comments
HOW TO SEDUCE YOUR MAN AND KEEP HIM!
MARCH 14, 2012 3:52PM
Topics: snacks, profession, writing as a pro, trending topics, more sex, sex, fashion, ice cream, your mom, cakes, pie
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- 702 Views
- 22 Comments
SUPER TUESDAY AND NO SUPERMAN CARTOONS?
MARCH 6, 2012 6:47PM
Topics: politics, your mom, hookers, cocaine, fingering a dolphin, celebration, weeeee
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- 201 Views
- 5 Comments
Apparently it's against the law to shoot people..SINCE WHEN?
JANUARY 23, 2012 4:19PM
Topics: your mom, abortion, law, feel good post, family, gossip
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- 622 Views
- 23 Comments
If I made a movie, I'd probably make one like this...
JANUARY 22, 2012 6:06AM
Topics: ron perlman is actor of the ages, antonio banderas is a cgi dancing penguin, your mom
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- 483 Views
- 17 Comments
ANOTHER BULLY INTERVIEW: This time 4 Real!
SEPTEMBER 29, 2011 10:04AM
Topics: your mom, interview with a bully, open call
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- 401 Views
- 19 Comments
IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT...I FEEL...FINE?
MAY 22, 2011 1:56AM
Topics: for+sale, should mow the lawn today, your mom, bandages, bruises, everybody okay, end of the world, camper goes camping
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- 814 Views
- 48 Comments
Age of Innocence --- Who will we kill next and when?
MAY 7, 2011 1:41AM
Topics: your mom, lost love, remembering my childhood, montana, anaconda, age of innocence, penny candy, pffffft, for+sale, movie theatre
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- 1075 Views
- 27 Comments
HOW TO MAKE A GROWN MAN CRY -- KILL THE UNICORN!
APRIL 19, 2011 2:05AM
Topics: pffffff, my ass is thor, they found you in a thorn bush, your dad, your mom, cheap cinnamon buns, for+sale, cheap sex, new product development, tink enterprises
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- 562 Views
- 34 Comments
Hookers and Cocaine --- The Guide to Life and stuff
JANUARY 11, 2011 4:26PM
Topics: for+sale, no funny jokes about your mom, hahahahaha, your mom, places to see before you live, tags are fun, some lotion for your scalp, the eve of destruction, wiiiiii, weee
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- 696 Views
- 65 Comments
Dear Ed I Tor: I love you!
OCTOBER 25, 2010 7:41AM
Topics: things that make me go, your mom, deleting comments, spam, pfffffft
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- 588 Views
- 34 Comments
Five things I will be buried with when I die: Trudge OC!
SEPTEMBER 6, 2010 8:05PM
Topics: free beer, your mom, air, things i could not live without, open call
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- 873 Views
- 42 Comments
The day I killed a 'Girls gone Wild' bus driver ---
JUNE 28, 2010 3:43PM
Topics: johnny depp, for+sale, family, pierce johnson and a guy named beaver, more car chases than allowed by law, goth chicks and a guy named stephon, big explosion, more cheese, lesbians with no lipstick, fat chicks in leather and lace, violence, lots of sex, cheese, antonio banderas, your mom, brad pitt
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- 780 Views
- 46 Comments
BEHIND THE BLOGGER: segbk bvjsdd -- poet or spammer?
APRIL 19, 2010 8:23PM
Topics: spam, the more you eat, the more you toot, so eat more spam, wait, wrong song, sorry, beans, animals, environment, science, your mom, your cousin, the man who pours your coffee at denny's, sex in the elevator with a guy named steve, everybody dance, everybody sing, i want to be on foxnews too
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- 502 Views
- 2 Comments
Hipsters are my other toilet : Offensive T-shirt ideas
DECEMBER 15, 2009 10:19AM
Topics: i see this in real life everyday, college students, your mom, t-shirts, cranky, comedy
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- 2688 Views
- 26 Comments
Nudity, sex and violence in a Victorian Manor -- Part I
SEPTEMBER 12, 2009 7:13AM
Topics: victorian sex in a turkish bath house, corn hole isn't just a game anymore, real snuff film shot in nebraska, german scat film, pixie bob are some damn cute cats, camel toes, pigeon toes, your dad, your mom, violence, sex, pussies licking lollipops, megan fox playing with cute kittens or pussies, cute kittens playing with big balls of yarn, cute kittens, cheap sex with senior citizens in new jersey, i think i finally got this tag thing down, nude women with big breasts, nudity
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- 647 Views
- 34 Comments
You're beautiful
AUGUST 12, 2009 2:46AM
Topics: fuck, sex, me, play boy bunnies are smart too, movie reviews cause i hear them bitches get eps and covers like a mofo, fiction as written by a stoned leprachaun, your mom, you go pogo, michael jackso is alive and well and living in my garage, absinthe made from beaver cum and rhino farts drink with care with someone you love, nana some day we will get you that vagina, the time traveller's wife, acceptance speech at the academy award, pick up lines used by tink in his later years, tear jerkers, high on cocaine, benji, i followed the green fairy to wisconsin, i was just walking along listening to some music when this green little fairy came up and said follow me to wisconsin
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- 663 Views
- 42 Comments
The life and times of a masterdebaiter -- Part 1.2
MAY 5, 2009 7:22PM
Topics: your mom, frank gifford, oprah, ground control to major tom, you are special in more ways than i can count, the hard truth about everything, common tags comedy design environment, the title is for those folks who debait when the fishing is bad, partly true except any of it, or maybe not fiction, fiction, youtube videos of unapproved breasts will not be found here go search google, okay i lied, cute cats, nuclear powered dildos and the women who bake with them, fine looking women in charlie chaplin outfits, walla walla bang bang boom, shock and awe
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- 585 Views
- 16 Comments
An open letter
APRIL 24, 2009 6:38PM
Topics: sex, hollywood loves you, pennies from heaven, heaven can wait, lets dance for awhile, richard nixon clone is there, who there, a lot, i like you, close your drapes, ted kennedy is watching you, alien butt babies, more sex, copulating, dreams, enemas, common tags are your friends so lets use some, funny as hell, booze, no hats but i got you, nuclear powered fruit bats mating with richard nixon clones, waving, may your organs fail you before your dreams fail you, 1984, i'm living comfortably until i stop breathing, especially the ugly people, an open letter to everyone even the ugly people, i am so happy, i have groupies, somebody in iran likes to read the tink, some guy in saudi arabi, your dad, your mom, licking salt blocks in utah, going to live forever
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- 61488 Views
- 33 Comments
By Popular Demand - Guide to Kastenisms - Part Two (!)
MARCH 2, 2009 8:26AM
Topics: please don’t let any future employers see this, complete disregard for current standards of usage, the veritable verbal assault of the english language, strunk&white are my homeboys, your mom
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- 627 Views
- 4 Comments
Tink's guide to sex --- or how to get a black eye in 3 steps
JANUARY 21, 2009 8:35PM
Topics: the joys of cooking with spam, your mom, your dad, and how you were probably created, turkey baster
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